Shores of Demise

A crushingly heavy brutal technical/progressive/melodic deathcore band from Montreal. Renowned for their blistering speed, sheer musical technicality and overall brutal destructive sound.

Kid 1: Hey! Did you catch Shores of Demise last night at club soda?

Kid 2: NOOOO!, THEY PLAYED YESTERDAY!?

Kid 1: Yeah, they were so technically brutal!

Kid 2: FMLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL.

by danxdismember January 20, 2010

Smorelston Mouthfuck

A smore with a charleston chew bar replacing the chocolate.

Oh my sweet jesus , Jenna just made me the best smorelston mouthfuck ever !

by charelston mouthfuck November 27, 2010

Stores Blindness

The inability to find equipment in a store despite your best efforts and searching, can bring about the shakes, tremmors, shaking of the head in a side to side motion, sleep loss, withdrawl from society, partial incontinence

I have been looking so long i think i have stores blindness

by Mad Phil November 13, 2011

smorsis

The gooey inside of a roasted marshmallow

I smushed my s'more and the smorsis came oozing out.

by special friends December 4, 2011

snoresome

Not quite awesome enough to keep you awake. Although still partially awesome.

Context: "that movie last night was snoresome".

by B Murphy September 19, 2013

Smokes and Milk

When your kids are being total dickheads and you say you're heading to the store to pick up a few things, but really that's your way out of this hellish kid-filled life.

"We ruined dad's box of vintage Playboys so he said he was just going to the store for smokes and milk. That was 18 years ago. And come to think of it, he didn't even smoke!"

by Ol Grimey January 2, 2018

Smorephobia

The fear of burning marshmallows

I was making s’mores and a burning marshmallow dropped on my leg burning me. The pain was of smorephobia is real

by Jimf155 August 9, 2018