slit circle

When you and your suicidal friends are standing in a circle and all at once slit each others throats, killing everyone at once.
Me and my friends made a suicide pact and are doing a slit circle tonight.
by Uhhhhhhhhhaley January 13, 2018
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slit slayer

The tools and methodology you use in hotel rooms to prevent the slit of light breaking through their massive blackout curtains.

Some have used safety pins, hair clips, pillows, towels, etc.
“I wedges a chair, a pillow and used a hair clip to prevent the light from seeping into our hotel room at sunrise.”

Baby, you’re the best slit slayer around .
by Alt Linguist January 01, 2018
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slit knit

Slit knit is a tampon, pad, or other menstrual fluid absorption apparatus, usually used as a pejorative and presumably in reference to post menstruation, implying a soaked, drenched, or dripping nature.
"I cant get comfortable today, this slit knit is really working to the side"

"ugh, I need rubber gloves to remove my slit knit, too much flow"
by Dr. Smick Smack November 13, 2013
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Weeping Slit

When the hole at the tip of a man's penis is dripping fluids, typically pre-cum, you might refer to it as a weeping slit
A bead of longing formed at his weeping slit, a silent testament to the depth of his yearning
by Murffyzlaw January 08, 2025
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moldy slit

A dirty bitch who pretends to be a prude but really just can’t get laid.
That moldy slit tried to bang my fwb last week.. and couldn’t.
by Zavior54 December 20, 2023
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moldy slit

A dirty ho who pretends to be prude but really just can’t get laid.
That moldy slit tried to fuck my fwb last week.. and didn’t 🙄
by Zavior54 December 20, 2023
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