sleeve sprout

When your undershirt sleeve pokes out of the bottom of your polo shirt sleeve.

You have some nasty sleeve sprouts growing. Better tuck those things in.

by High5revival July 30, 2010

The big sleep

Death, the end, the final rest. Also a Streetlight Manifesto song but that's beside the point.

Child: "Why does grandpa look so sad mommy?"
Mother: "That's because he's getting ready for the big sleep honey"

by Alex ?? December 7, 2005

Sleepy Joe

A pathetic excuse for the President of the United States. Sleepy Joe has made a mess of our Country, and has little to no value to offer in American Politics.

Person 1: Crap, Sleepy Joe is messing around with Russia and Ukraine!

Person 2: UGH, hasn't he done enough? I Mean he created a border crisis, ruined our economy, Killed 13 Service Members, Left thousands of Americans in Afghanistan, Destroyed Millions of American jobs, and the price of gas is SO FREAKING HIGH!!!

Person 1: IKR, well I guess all we can do is wait for the Civil War and keep chanting "Let's Go Brandon!"

by big _brain_me January 25, 2022

sleep warm

when an individual becomes 130 degrees to the touch while lying under blankets and sleeping, but the person is not over-heated themself

My girl was sleep warm when I got back from the bathroom, so I was toasty again in no time.

by maz33 August 5, 2007

sleepage

term used when you need a massive amount of sleep

need sleepage NOW

by sir sleepage August 28, 2003

sleepsturbate

The involuntary action of manually manipulating one's genitals during REM sleep. This phenomenon is responsible for some unverifiable portion -- scientific estimates point to 5-10% -- of nocturnal emissions. It is rarely discussed in polite conversation, but is assuredly real. When caught in the act by an incidental third party observer, the awoken offender is often characterized by denial and defensiveness. The following sample text is a rare exception.

Brett: <to roommate sleeping in common living area> Mike -- What are you doing?

Mike: <wakes suddenly and looks down at occupied hands> Dude ... I'm trying to sleepsturbate here.

Brett: What? Can you do that in your room?

Mike: I'll spell it out for you later, asshole.

by von dildus August 6, 2010

Skype sleep

Going to sleep with your laptop open next to your pillow and running Skype and watching your girlfriend or boyfriend, who is doing the same. Wake up still sleeping together on Skype.

We started to Skype sleep when we separated for college.

by So close January 1, 2011