In life things become smaller / shrink. A typical consequence is these things become wrinkly... This saddens me. Examples:
My Penis
Grapes
Plumbs
Leaves on a tree
My Penis
Grapes
Plumbs
Leaves on a tree
At fifty something My Penis is Apparently more Shrinkly than ever. 😞 the center inch needs to be removed. ( guys know what I'm talking about)😢
by C.Z.-Yum Funk / cloverleaf March 10, 2018
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(For men) When you sit down to take a shit when you're cold - when your flaccid penis has shrunk to where it no longer hangs down like normal - and the defecation triggers urination which is released in a horizontal, outward stream that goes all over your floor.
Man, I just cleaned my bathroom, and then I had to go take a shit after my heat went out. I should have waited to drink that kombucha, because I had a shrink flood...
by HounmanBT November 7, 2019
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More useless than a broken condom in a whorehouse.
More useless than a broken condom in a whorehouse.
by BlueDiesel November 17, 2020
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