the long sell

A scheme, trick or a practical joke that may take days, weeks and sometimes years to accomplish. Usually done with bad intentions. Very few people have the unimaginable self discipline that it takes to perpetuate this ongoing charade.

In "there's something about Mary," the long sell pulled off by Norm, the pizza delivery guy is quite impressive. By pretending to have a broken back and using crutches day in and day out he is able to get up close and personal with her as his chiropractor. The count of Monte cristo holds the record for the longest sell in history...20 years.

by gator777 October 25, 2014

Don’t sell your bread to a baker

This quote is derived from the Arabic old saying: لا تبيع خبزك على خباز. It’s used as an expression of wisdom and knowledge when said by you. Yet, when said to you it’s a warning that means you’ve been caught.

I know you’ve been smoking son. Don’t sell your bread to a baker, I’ve been where you at before.

by Huss22x December 5, 2021

hard-sell

To try to convince a woman to pursue you romantically.

Has Alex made the hard-sell yet?

by jastermareel March 1, 2009

i have a bridge to sell you

A phrase of unknown origin which one would say to a person who believes something that is unbelievable.

Person 1:"Marijuana is illegal because it's bad for you."

Person 2: "If you believe that, I have a bridge to sell you."

by Scratch4416 September 14, 2013

cross-sell

to effect the sale of some other product with the sale of a major product.

If a bank provides a free visa card for a person who opens an account with it, it is said to be cross-selling the visa card product.

by uttam maharjan June 23, 2010

Kessa Sell

Mean, makes up rumors play lots of sports but bullies people

Kessa Sell is a bitch.

by Teren Yanra December 4, 2019

I could buy you and sell you

i could have you but i dont want you, someone telling you that u are either not wanted, unattractive, that u too dont have good chemestry? in all the definitions above it is, a SHUTDOWN, sorry u obscenely unfortunate little person.

¿hey mike wanna go to the movies on saturday?
Biatch! i could buy you and sell you! (giggles, cool-ly, with friends)

by gillian April 30, 2004