Scamazon

The act of getting something for free from amazon. OR getting something for some unheard of price.
due to a mistake on their part. or perhaps they shipped you 2 SEIKO watches instead of 1.

Lisa: I noticed those new Maui Jims your wearing ....
Sam: Yea, Thanks to ScamAzon...

Lisa: Scamazon?

Sam : Yes Amazon phuqed up... got 2 pairs when I ordered yours,
Lisa: Sweet!

by The.Sniper August 23, 2018

scamazon

Because of almost extreme customer priority, Amazon can refund or replace an item if you say it didn't come, no questions asked. This has led to users of Amazon abusing said system, to receive a refund, or a replacement for an item that already came.

Person 1: Why do you have two laptops?
Person 2: Because I used my trusty friend, scamazon

by jomummy July 15, 2021

Clam scam

A cocktease but for women.

Man, that Bert's a certified clam scam

by Arthur vader July 7, 2011

Scamcho

A statpadder footballer from Bundesliga and a Manchester City reject who despite having a high price tag can’t handle the heat of the Premier League

“Who is the expensive player who has ghosted in the Premier League?”

“He is €75 million fraud Scamcho”

by sj48629 August 29, 2021

scammed

When you get cheated on or something doesn't live up to an expectation that you wanted, could be something that just doesn't work out like planned.

Jack: "Damn dude look at that girl"
*girl turns around*
Jack: "Oh shiet that's not a girl D:"
John: "aw scammed dude ;-;"

by canigetaREEdo November 9, 2017

Scamich

A term used for the best sandwich ever made usaully compilied of Some kind of delicous deli meat.

I just made this scamich And it blew my mind.

by Neil Greuel March 23, 2007

dogfood scam

1. A old school scam used by bums to get money by using a can of dog food and a can of cornbeef and hash. The can of dog food is emptied and cleaned out and the cornbeef is placed in the dogfood can. The bum then sits outside a grocery store eating from the dogfood can and is given money by strangers that think the poor bum is eating dogfood.
2. Any scam where a bum lowers himself to a unethical level, such as pretending to have no legs.

Ford: Well the car is busted and I'm out of money.
porch: I have a couple of dollars. Lets get some cornbeef and some alpo and pull the dogfood scam.
Ford: Heheh, the dogfood scam, I'll get my bum suit out of the trunk.

by Ford Lawnmower November 7, 2007