Seedamocker Sea

Colloquially known as 'the sea of deep yogurt',
a legend traced back to the dumping of
"enough whey to float a battleship" by an
out-of-control dairy industry,
the Sea is now known to have formed
when a crater-like depression was filled
by the breaching of an inland dam.

If you can't float your boat
on Seedamocker Sea,
you probably can't float it anywhere.

by alteregoboy December 10, 2008

sea penis

The foam noodle used for fun and general horseplay in pools or other bodies

Ex.: "Let go of my sea penis!"

by Eljimperor February 14, 2014

Sea Santa

A gentleman who resembles Santa with his white beard, but is thinner and more nautical. Oftentimes, he leaves you wondering - is that Samta? Or a sea captain? Oh, it's a Sea Santa.

Upon boarding the yacht, I says to the guy I says, are you Santa? No, he replies, I'm the captain. Oh, I replied. You're a Sea Santa.

by Megacube December 23, 2014

sea of women

A large group of females that out-number the males in a defined area or space; typically only one male is present which some say is a rarity but also a perk.

It may even serve as an uncomfortable setting for said male(s), all depending of course. The term could also be used interchangeably for men but it's popular use remains with women.

1A) Michael: Dude, you're so lucky you have a class with a sea of women.

1B) Jim: I know bro, maybe I'll have a chance with one of them.

2A) David: I have no guy friends to talk with in this sea of women.

2B) Samantha: That's okay, now, which color fabric do you prefer, lavender or perrywinkle?

by B. Wiggs December 3, 2013

sea scrotum

A "Sea Scrotum" is a week old shaven

prickly ball sack that resembles a young sea urchin

The "Sea Scrotum" is a weapon spiked ball mounted on the base of the shaft, resembling a sea urchin, usually with a long spike extending straight from the top and many smaller spikes around the base of the head. The spikes distinguish it from the prick, which can have, at most, flanges or small knobs.

by Bigfatbozwithbigfatballbag January 11, 2019

sea dating

The term used for long distance relationships that are intercontinental.

Hunter and I started sea dating recently.

by Br0kenAngel June 9, 2018

sea nymph

Sea nymphs are deities from Greek mythology. The reside in the seas and are described as playful and sexually attractive young women that were loved by many. Sea nymphs usually have beautiful singing voices and are said to protect sailors at sea as opposed to sirens that were said to lure and kill them.

Chad: Dude ive heard sirens are these hot chicks in the sea that sing to seduce sailors.

Jason: Yea but, like, then turned into a monster and killed them. Nah, sea nymphs are way cooler.

by cryptic feline March 23, 2019