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Scent Pocket

A woman's vagina, referencing the delightful odors that emanate from within.
Damn Bailey you need to close your legs, your scent pocket smells like rancid seafood!!
by WazzuMeatWarrior February 26, 2010
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King Arthur's Cunt

A coochie so tight, your ding dong gets stuck in it. In reference to the Sword in the Stone.
I met this girl named Grace at Band Camp. I really wanted to smash, but i felt like i would fall victim to King Arthur's Cunt.
by L8Nite4Play September 2, 2011
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Scunthorpe

aka "Scumthorpe" is a town in lincolnshire that is renowned for its sights such as The Desert Rat, Westcliff Wall and The Pied Piper (2 of which are now gone) If you fancy getting some drugs or even getting stabbed, perhaps visit the westcliff area of town, the kind local residents will make you feel right at home!
Person 1: I need to key off some ket but nobody will buy it, any advice?
Person 2: Whatever you do, don't go to scunthorpe, or it'll be gone before you can say "Riddings Pool"
by Dayone2013 October 16, 2016
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Scantron

A company name which is more commonly used for a type of multiple-choice test answer sheets.

Teachers use Scantrons so they would not have to hand-grade their students' tests.

Also, they are laid out such that test takers can cheat off others with very little effort.

The reason for this is because Scantrons are divided into sections of about 10 entries each. The entries have fill-in "bubbles" which are wide and generously spaced apart. Therefore, cheaters can get several answers by taking one slight glimpse of another person's Scantron -at any angle.

Tip: The best view is from the bottom. Another words, the Scantron of the person sitting in front of you(the answers show up very clear this way). When you get sight of it, count to yourself, 1,4,3,2,2,1,5,4,4,2,4,3,1, etc
teacher: you will be taking tomorrow's final on a scantron.

student: HELL FUCKING YEAH!!
by yarrh June 4, 2005
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Blunt as a Nun's Cunt

Very blunt - referring to the fact that all nuns must vow to celibacy, and thus are not allowed to have sex. However, a lack of sex does not necessarily constitute a "bluntness" of the vagina (in fact, a blunt vagina would definitely be preferable to a sharp one, for ease of use), so the origin of the phrase likely originates from somebody looking for a funny sounding dirty rhyme.
1: "Fuck, this knife is blunt as a nun's cunt."

2: "...What? Oh, well, why aren't you using the other one then?"

1: "I wanted to say 'blunt as a nun's cunt'."

2: "Touché."
by MoshOrDamage July 25, 2009
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slut scent

Perfume or Eau de Cologne worn by a slut. She will know from experience which one hooks the most men.
It was pure slut scent. No man could resist her with some of this splashed on her throat and inner thighs.
by O'Flagherty July 30, 2007
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scruntum

Dr Ravindran Samuel Nathan Esq.
Rohan: "Ravindran is a scruntum".
Ethereal voices: "We concur".
by Slunny June 22, 2008
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