Scrunch

A scrunch is a mystical being who insists on wearing scrunchies every day. A scrunch likes sex, especially when it is in the form of butt sex. It is scrunch's favorite. A scrunch is a bitter bitch because she is parched... and she has to BEG in order for a guy to let her suck his dick. Her birth certificate is actually an apology letter from a condom factory. True story.

Scrunch is in epic bitch. I often feel the compulsion to insult her.

by I Know Someone Who Likes BFing December 8, 2013

face scrunchies

when you laugh so hard and so long your face hurts.

omg!!! stop it. you're giving me the face scrunchies.

by smokeybandit June 21, 2010

screen scrunched

In certain video games, such as in Mario, when the screen is moving and you die from being trapped between the moving screen and an object.

Damn! Cant believe I got screen scrunched in the tank level of Mario 3!

by Ben Rie September 29, 2008

scrunchkin

A person whose sphincter is so tight, it cuts off bloodflow to the penis during anal sex.

Bill: "Man, I had sex with with this guy last night, and his ass was so tight, it turned my dick black and blue."

Ted: "What a scrunchkin!"

by bob65401 May 4, 2009

Scrunckle

The act in which to ''Scrunckle'' (wrinkle) up ones nose when displeased or cringed out.

''That bin smells funny... It's making me scrunckle ''

''He sent me a 14 page love poem delivered by dove..... scrunckle''

by Pandapopps November 20, 2014

Scrunchy

Give a boy your scrunchy this Monday.Give it to a boy you like

If you don’t give a scrunchy to anyone your a loner.I MEAN IT!

by Papajerry13 October 27, 2019

crunchiec00chiewad

crunchiec00chiewad is the coolest username to ever exist acutally!! if you see someone with this username you know they are too sexy funny cool and smart.

Who is crunchiec00chiewad? A larrie💚💙

by pooprry June 13, 2021