The Screaming Mermaid

When you are banging your girl in the shower, and right before she orgasms, you hit her in the head with a can of tuna. Preferably the four-pack. “You wanted to know what a #ScreamingMermaid was right??!!

My girl begged me to tell her what “The Screaming Mermaid” was, so I banged her in the shower, and before she came, I hit her in the head with a can of tuna. She was so bewildered, she didn’t even ask me why Tuna was in the shower in the first place.

by Nadasurfer October 23, 2019

Shit Screaming

Shit Screaming is screaming while pooping because pooping hurts you.

Nobody likes receiving a video of their grandma Shit Screaming. Give the poor gal some pepto!

by Kimmantha September 3, 2017

screaming eve

V. The Musician that make pretntious Ambient metal music originated in Thailand
V. Substitute term for Loser of a lead vocal such as Marilyn Manson , Ronnie Radke , Chet
n. Wasted and High simultenously
n. Being a drama queen

Craig: Hey do you wanna go see the concert tonight?
Jonny: What? not another Screaming Eve band.
Craig: No It's Marilyn Manson
Johnny: Man, He still a Screaming Eve.

by PSDMQAGMDCM December 4, 2013

screaming dutchman

A sexual act in which a small object is shoved into the opening of the male's genitals as he ejaculates. Plugging the leak! This will typically cause a man to scream uncontrollably.

My friend had a woman screaming Dutchman him one time with the tip of a glue bottle.

by R3DTW1N April 18, 2014

Screaming beach

When at a very hot sandy beach, the act of pulling your foreskin back and sticking your penis into the burning sand. Whilst in the sand take foreskin forward again.

John experienced true agony when doing the screaming beach at his stag night

by Amnor June 30, 2017

inexternally screaming

A state of internally and externally screaming, mainly associated with fangirling or extreme rage.

As soon as I saw the poster of my favorite character, I started inexternally screaming.

by Psychotic_dweeb July 7, 2017

Screaming seagull

The screaming seagull is when a man and a woman are having sex on the beach then the man pulls his penis out suddenly and dips it into the sand before putting it back into her therefore making her scream like a seagull.

I gave my mother in law a screaming seagull at the family reunion.

by Charlie the Angel February 9, 2017