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Straddlesphere

When you want something so badly but you think you will look silly or stupid or whatever so you back down off that horse (smack)

Ex. I really wanted to tell Dave my feelings of lust but I had this strange fear of looking awkward

Straddlesphere

Therefore… I am now in the middle of being straddlesphered
I told Diana how badly my straddlesphere was going off from wanting Dave but I couldn’t bring myself to pursue him
by Xwoman487 September 25, 2024
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Straddle, straUddle, straddlE

Straddle, straUddle, straddlE
Straddle, straUddle, straddlE
by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 27, 2025
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shraddie

shraddie (noun)
/ˈʃrædi/

A term for a person that teaches off of others social and emotional energy. Often going I noticed at first, similar to a parasitic larva.

Originates from the word for shroud and insect order Diptera (parasitic insects known as true flies).
Ever since she's befriended them, she's been a shraddie, stealing their ideas and acting like she belonged.
by SoSaraourious May 20, 2025
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Scradaddle your latle

It’s a fun way of saying that you’re running away from your feelings
Person 1: I got too happy I had to scradaddle my latle
Person 2: You can’t just scradaddle your latle when you’re overwhelmed
by autisn July 26, 2025
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Scradadoink

When you scrada your doink.
I think Jimmy is a massive Scradadoink
by Cobta January 4, 2026
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scraggly scrandy

a crazy white boy who is stuck with this embarassing name 4ever thanks 2 his friend stankberdina..even though he is not so scraggly, only after an entire night of swimming with nemo!
Everyone needs their own scraggly scrandy in their life!
by Andy Krones March 27, 2011
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dirty straddle

When a male is taking a shit, the female climbs on and rides his dick. While riding his dick she also shits between his legs straight into the toilet. Thus resulting in a dirty straddle.
Guy: "I have to shit and I'm horny."
Girl: "Me too."
Guy: "Want to dirty straddle?"
Girl: "Hell yeah!"
by WestSide Homedogs September 10, 2016
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