Ripper

A person so good at oral sex they could literally rip your soul in half

Ariel is such a ripper she could suck a hole in the time/space continuum!

by Big Swinging Johnson August 22, 2020

Jacko the Ripper

A complete dullard of a civil servant whose boring, grandadesque demeanour was the perfect mask for his other life of demented serial killer. By day a sober individual struggling to understand farmland maps, always an uphill struggle destined to end in sheer bafflement and a well-disguised simmering of resentment; by night a machete-wielding maniac intent on spilling blood by the hogshead.

Is that Chris over there, butchering a prostitute?

Who the fuck's Chris? That's Jacko the Ripper!

by unnatural england August 15, 2009

repped

To add +1 reputation in a forum.

Nice post, dude! Repped.

by e-berlin.org June 16, 2010

Ripped Biscuit

Colloquialism with several meanings such as an irritation, a course of action, or even an injury.

I'm gonna rip that guy a new biscuit. She had to have surgery for a ripped biscuit. Man, that really rips my biscuit.

by Grouchalouch March 4, 2017

Rupert delay

When a person takes an abnormally large amount of time to figure out a joke . Usually due to the person being stoned or stupid or in rare cases both.

Your Rupert delay is massive when your drunk.

by Sniippered March 5, 2022

pant ripper

Creating a powerful cheek explosion that is so long and loud, it sounds like it could rip your pants wide open. An expert farter would be very proud of this kind of fart, especially when done in front of others who find farts funny.

As my friend exited the bathroom, she blew a big, fat pant ripper and laughed as she said, "I suppose I should have done that before I came out of the bathroom!"

I blew such a pant ripper, I had to check to make sure I didn't crap my pants!

She blows the best pant rippers, especially during the quiet part of a movie!

by Methane Queen November 22, 2011

Spine Ripper

A bowel movement so large that it feels like it rips your spine out of place.

Oh man! The day after Thanksgiving, I pushed out a massive Spine Ripper!

by Canky June 19, 2021