At least I'm not rubbing penises all over myself

"At least I'm not rubbing penises all over myself."
(Introspective)

"At least YOU'RE....."
(Outrospective)

-Phrase meaning "It could always be worse..." or "I could be doing worse things right now."

Examples of At least I'm not rubbing penises all over myself.

A) Reassuring; In a bad situation used to remind another that "it could be worse." (Ex: "I know your life is chaotic right now, and you're full of inner pain....But at least you're not rubbing penises all over yourself.)

B) Optimistic; Use to reassure oneself that "It's not that bad." {Ex: "Even though I have no money, no job, no car, no girl...at least I'm not rubbing penises all over myself.")

C) Derogatory; Used to insinuate homosexuality in a straight friend. (Ex: "I may be having sex with a fat chick...BUT at least IM not rubbing PENISES ALL OVER MYSELF...GARY!")

by Eric Vilenica, Cody Hausner, Mike Pope January 11, 2009

Rubber Ninja

Australian Flash artist. Hilarious voice actor and all around funny guy.
See:
Flash
Joanime
Cycon
Smiffy

When the Hell will Ninjer finish Van Helthing 2?

by Onislize May 15, 2005

a rubber

A condom

He is wearing a rubber

by Miked2003 July 8, 2017

Rubbers

- Another word for condom.
- Condom.

I dont use rubbers.
Rubbers make all the feeling go away.

by shea December 11, 2003

rubber ducky

the act of receiving a blowjob while the condom is on the receiver's penis.

The rubber refers to the condom, and the ducky refers to the woman ducking in a bj giving motion.

HAHA you only received a rubber ducky because your girlfriend is christian.

by jewcakes44 November 27, 2011

rubbash

The melodramatic chav/west-country variant of the word "rubbish." Wonderful.

OOOH my god, you're RUBBASH! I wanna swap you for a westlife cd!

by MS March 27, 2005

rubbing bacon

A euphemism for coitus.

Rubbing bacon... "These two did oftentimes do the two-backed beast together, joyfully rubbing and frotting their bacon 'gainst one another, in so far, that at last she became great with child of a fair son, and went with him unto the eleventh month; for so long, yea longer, may a woman carry her great belly, especially when it is some masterpiece of nature, and a person predestinated to the performance, in his due time, of great exploits."
François Rabelais (c. 1494 - 1553)
"Gargantua and Pantagruel"

by banquo_lives January 11, 2009