Retroactive Justification

When you call someone out who's wronged you and they try to use your response, anger, or retaliation to justify what they did.

Person A: "I only lied because I knew you'd react like this!"
Person B: "That's some retroactive justification bullshit! That's not how time works. The cause happens BEFORE the result, dumbass!"

by Gaius315 March 16, 2022

Retro

The most precious, most adorable niece ever.
She's just the cutest, and the best at everything.
She's an excellent artist, and is also Zangen's Daughter.
She is also known as "Chief Queef".

Guy 1: "Oh. Hey look! It's a cute painting."
Guy 2: "For real. It's real cute, but guess who drew it."
Guy 1: "Who?"
Guy 2: "Retro. You know, Zangen's daughter? The girl who's currently the next recommendation for Purple Elite?"
Guy 1: "Dang.. No wonder why it's so cute."

by goatshu March 2, 2023

RetroBean0

a pro balls player

ima watch retrobean0 on twitch, twitch.tv/retrobean0

by KBDSussy March 13, 2023

retrogamesystemability

The ability of a new (or old) device to be capable to run old retro games.

This new retro device is definitely retrogamesystemability.

by PokePlayer May 20, 2023

Mercury Retrograde by Proxy

When you are not affected by Mercury retrograde yourself... but everyone around is. Hence you end up suffering during a Mercury Retrograde nevertheless, by having to put up with everyone else's drama.

Later that morning : work continued awfully and threatened to spoil my day. Despite me being fastidiously careful, people tried to blame me for things which went wrong anyway. In other words, I had managed to transcend the effects of the Mercury Retrograde today, but my managers and co-workers had not, so I had to deal with their bullshit, nonetheless. In effect, I suffered from Mercury Retrograde by Proxy.

- Alex Sumner

by Doctor Pinch January 11, 2023

golden retroller

a mix of a golden retriever and troll; someone who doesn’t stop trolling but has a good ten retriever personality. put them under a bridge.

Person 1- “Peyton is a golden retroller. He asked me to prove if this word exists so I made a definition.”

Person 2- “This definition doesn’t count anyone can add definitions on this website that’s cheating, Willow.”

by willowthetree March 25, 2023

A Rut Ro Raggy

When you smoke a spliff and get a big chunk of weed (a Scooby Snack) in your mouth

Whoa man! I just got a huge Scoobs! It was totally A Rut Ro Raggy!

by British Gal 1973 May 4, 2023