roland

a song by interpol, it used to be my fav song until i heard cursive, islands, and the kooks. interpol's pretty good though.

"roland was a butcher he had 16 knives"
-roland, by interpol

by nycl17 May 28, 2007

rólax

1. Things fags say when they are trying to be chill and cool but really are still just fags. These same people like to eat babies and kick kittens, which is pretty badass but generally frowned upon.

2. Meant to be relax with a twist at an attempt to be a broseidon, king of the brocean.

Tyler: I'm so chill that i really want to kick the shit out of that (fag, queer, dickbreath) in the hat.

Rocco: Yo dude, rólax!

Tyler: STFU Rocco you're next

by peoplekindoflikemesometimes October 25, 2009

Rola Cola

an awesome alcoholic beverage consisting, Pesi or Coca Cola, Kool Aid Mix, and Vodka. Guaranteed to get you drunk and taste good. Best served with pretzels, fried chicken, or white castle.

Hey this party is boring as hell, lets make some Rola Cola!!!

by RooBs January 1, 2006

ROFLAPMP

Rolling On the Floor Laughing And Peeing my Pants

Dana tell that joke and I started ROFLAPMP

by Luis Castro May 16, 2006

Roland

A crappy Japanese company that manufactures keyboards, drum machines, guitar effects, electronic drums, DJ gear, recording products, etc. Known for making cheap unreliable products that are marketed as having "groundbreaking" and "revolutionary" new features that rival companies have had for years (and at much lower prices). Used to make some great products (TR-808, 909, Juno series, SH-101), but their stuff has turned to cheap plasticky shit.

Person 1: "Dude, my keyboard's dead!"
Person 2: "Lemme guess, it's a Roland"
Person 1: "Yeah...maybe I'll go buy a new Fantom X8 to replace it!"
Person 2: "Haven't you already learned your lesson?!?!?! Go get a Nord."

by jimbob8353 December 1, 2010

Rolla

5-0, cop creeping by in his cruiser

"Check the rolla at 3 o'clock."

by suzie November 14, 2003

ROFLAABT

roll on floor laughing at a bad time

guy 1: i am at a funeral.

guy 2: ROFLAABT!!! ohhh yeah... crap!

by patrick-jon doolan January 20, 2009