Pimp My Ride

Each week, Xzibit jacks a white boy's car, takes it to his crib - West Coast Customs - strips it, sells the parts to his homies and paints it neon green with a roller.

Before returning it to the unsuspecting dupe, he replaces the interior with stupid shit relevant to the owner's interests (according to the dupe's so-called friends).

For example, say the victim loves pizza: Xzibit will rip out the glove-box and replace it with a pizza oven. Just some of the many hilariously useless accessories Xzibit and his crew have managed to stuff into their customers' rides:

* A fishtank in the backseat of a Mitsubishi Mirage -

* A bowling ball polisher in the trunk of an Acura
Legend -

* A clothes dryer in the back of a VW Microbus -

* A 10" monitor under a Toyota 4Runner -

* A fireplace in the back of a Chevy Blazer -

However, most of this shit not only has no place in a private jet, much less a car, but violates most states' Vehicle Codes in numerous ways and thus renders the car both dangerous and not street legal.

Pimp My Ride is a TV show.

by Grounder August 2, 2009

ride the short bus

V. A derrogatory phrase derived from the smaller school bus used to ferry special education students to and from school. 1) To act in an immature or stupid way. 2) To be an immature or stupid person. 3) To drive an especially large S.U.V.

Johnny is such a dumbass, he definitely rides the short bus.

by snarkette April 23, 2003

Ride

When either the male or female is on top in sex 😈

She got on top of me and eyed my dick with a devilish smile. She then hopped on and moved forwards and backwards, riding my dick like a friggin pogo.

I love to ride that slut

by the neighbourhood bicycle May 6, 2017

ghost ride

Yet another way that natural selection is working it's way into pop culture.

Damned fool got his ass killed trying to ghost ride.

by Thra11 August 20, 2006

ride on

To roll up on someone unannounced and give them a beat down or otherwise fuck them up.

Cornelius: "Dwight sure acted inappropriately at last night's party."
Jose: "For real? What did that motherfucker do, playa?"
Cornelius: "Well, when I was in the other room refilling my apple juice, I believe that he attempted to make sexual advances toward my lady friend."
Jose: "That's just fucked up."
Cornelius: "It is indeed. I must take retaliatory action of some sort."
Jose: "Fo' shizzle my nizzle. Let's ride on that fool, dogg."
Cornelius: "I concur that doing so would be the most appropriate course of action at this time."

by Nicholas D February 18, 2009

8 second bull ride

When you are fucking your wife or girlfriend in the doggy style position, you grab one hand full of hair and one on her shoulder and get a good grip and tell her " You really remind me of my ex." And see if you can hold on for the full 8 seconds. My best time is 5.....

I think I'm going to try the 8 second bull ride tonight.

by Cory T December 31, 2007

ride the bull

when you are pounding a chick in the ass, reach around and grab onto her titties and yell "I HAVE AIDS", then try and stay on as long as you can.

Dude! I rode the bull for 57 seconds last night!

by Rock April 24, 2004