Irish Restraint

A consensual heterosexual sexual intercourse scenario in which the male partner chugs Guinness beers until black out drunk and then tries to maintain an erection while having sex with a totally sober female partner. Bonus points are awarded if the male does not vomit or pass out during intercourse.

I heard Conor and Maeve tried the Irish Restraint again last night, but he puked on her again.

by PointlessStoriesOnReddit July 12, 2018

Retractive

"Retractive" is something or someone who is repulsively unattractive
re + tractive.

That girl is so drunk and ugly that she is retractive.

The way that jerk hit on that girl was retractive.

by Crystal Hart June 26, 2009

retratic reptillian

someone who is extremely stupid and is obsessed with call of duty, the word is simply a mix of retrat and reptile.

"You retratic reptillian! You played cod without asking!"
"Sorry that I'm amazing and I already prestiged."

by meepmeepmushmush January 16, 2010

retractuncle

A. When you unconsciously plagiarize an urban dictionary slang, a song, or a concept; exhaustively search the databases to confirm that your's is indeed the original, and publish said slang, song, or concept prematurely.

B. To coin a new synonym.

1. Did you really think that idiot who thought "logocop" was her/his own creation stood a chance against the venerable "logo gestapo"? Retractuncle that @#!@

2. to moderate is the the retractuncle of to calm down.

by Reliable Guide September 8, 2010

Retractulating

The opposite of nutting; when you are so turned off that your nut is sucked back into your body

"And I swear when I saw my grade on that test I bombed, I retractulated"
"Aw man dude I am constantly retractulating in that class"

by retractulator101 April 7, 2017

retractile testicle

When you have one of your nuts shoot back up into it’s nut hole while you’re making sweet love to your lady or sitting in an uncomfortable position. AKA “ghost nut”.

David: “Mike’s sack looks lopsided. He must have retractile testicle.”
Kyle: mother fucker’s got the Ghost Nut!

by Guynurse January 10, 2018

retrarded

Enjoys backing up to hard cocks from curly haired fucks

Kaleb is hard up for someone to get retrarded on him

by Frothette September 27, 2020