Retireded

A retired person doing things not of a sound mind.

Ever since he retired he's been doing this retireded artwork.

by DJ McBojangles September 21, 2016

retired bisexual

Someone who used to consider themselves a fan of both men and women but now they just stick to the opposite gender

"Former butch" "Yeah my sister is a retired bisexual, she ain't into dat pussy no mo"

by coolitbutch July 15, 2017

Retired Gay

A former gay person who can test people claiming to be gay by sexual means but not seeking pleasure in it.

Steve:Hi Dave,did you hear the news,Gary is gay.
Dave:No he isn't.
Steve:How do you know?
Dave:because last week I heard this rumer and cornered him and tried to kiss him and he just was just gonna barf.thats why he isn't gay.
Steve:wow man,I didn't know you are gay.
Dave: I'm not.i was gay.now I'm a retired gay!

by Ajax Marshal October 28, 2020

Retired soul

Someone(young person) who is less interested in many things that most people tend to be interested in.

My boyfriend is a retired soul.

by Real Phil February 22, 2021

retsu

somebody who most likely is a girl online trying to be a cute uwu neo pro-noun kitten retsu is a very annoying person he and yes he they HATE being a girl he tries to make people jealous in the most way and he most likely only is all of that because his flags are so "pretty"

Person: hi retsu i heard u called ducky earlier!
retsu: yeah were matching pfps now :)
Person: oh cool!

retsu: funny how she didnt put u in her comfort carrd but she put me??
Person: oh
retsu: yeah i hope u die <3 *blocks*

by uknowwhatiwant August 2, 2021

Rethuglicunt

Self-hating Trumpette, registered Republican, who spews reasons 45 is Making America Great Again.

Ann Coulter is a Rethuglicunt, the way she hates everyone except Old White Men who are racist, homophobic, anti-semitic, etc. Pretty much, She hates everything except her daddy.
Mommy Pence, Rethuglicunt, just signed a contract to teach at a 'Christian' school. The school is the epitome of anti-LGBTQ+.

by wingedunicorn January 20, 2019

early retirement

What hard-working Replicants have to look forward to.

Ray McCoy's firearm sent a Replicant through a window on her way to early retirement.

by 1337W422102 November 30, 2007