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Resported

The act of reinventing a sport.
I resported Frisbee the other day.. Who knew sleds make perfect Frisbees.
by Greenteamann January 4, 2017
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report beckett

In gaming, when one of your teammates goes AFK and the other team slaughters your own.
Derived from "Pirates of the Caribbean 3" when Cutler Beckett freezes up and gets cannoned to death.
My best friend and I were Leaguing and he inconveniently went to the bathroom just before our team deathmatch began. When our team lost, I opened up a chat box to the moderators and said, "Report Beckett, plz."
by Muchacho DeGringo January 24, 2018
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report cardophobia

It is the fear of report cards. Usually present in Asians , Africans, and Europeans but is not present at all in Americans because they don't give a single fuck. But when it comes to middle East it is extreme that some might even die when hearing the sentence "Report cards are being given today"
Mohammad wael:Yo , Zeyad and nabiel almost died today
Ayman ahmed: Huh, why tho?
Mohammad wael: Eh , report cardophobia
by PeanutInANutshell November 21, 2019
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report rape

i need help, i don’t have a stupid definition for this shit. please, i need to shout but i don’t know what to say or who to say this to. help me
kurushii: please help me report rape
some random fag: *scrolls*
by Anthropoid.Ape on instagram November 27, 2020
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Report Card

A report card is a piece of paper that decides how much your family loves you and how young you die. It also decides when you go out to dinner next, in most cases.
Child: My report card came today!
Parent: Let me see!
Parent: *sees F*
Parent: You're disowned
by a sad child who got an F December 28, 2020
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Remortal

A Remortal is a being or entity where upon death they are either reincarnated, reborn, or revived in some form. The creation of this word is meant to tackle how the term "immortal" is so linear and undefined that being immortal in different fictions can actually mean several different things, such as never dying from old age or sickness, to being reincarnated upon death, or to quite literally being unable to die.
A perfect example of a Remortal being is, Geras from Mortal Kombat 11, if you go by the Nine Lives thing for cats, they could also be considered a Remortal being, though their Remortality is limited.
by KingEnderRaptor January 30, 2021
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Report fascists forever

Report fascists forever is an instgram page run by Derek Cohen Barnes. He is dedicated to reporting and exposing right wing extremists. He also has autism.
Report fascists forever just exposed lev goodman for being an undercover alt righter!
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