Release the Kraken

What a Greek man announces prior to performing a Dutch Oven on his sleeping partner, female or male.

Stavros had just fallen asleep when Nick proclaimed "Release the Kraken!!", proceeded to anally expel the gaseous yield of that night's Ouzo, and pulled the covers over his lover's head.

by Dr. Eskimo February 24, 2010

Pig in a Peanut Patch Release

The act of having a woman make a peanut butter and bacon sandwich, then having her deliver it and perform fellatio on you while eating the sandwich. AKA PPPR.

Hey Bitch give me a PPPR. or Dude your sister gave me a Pig in a Peanut Patch Release.

by awfltrth October 15, 2008

Release The Kraken

Fart

As Larry lifted his leg he proclaimed, "Release The Kraken!"

by cmjvikes April 9, 2010

Release the Kraken

The point at which a friendly razzing turns ugly. Usually resulting in all third parties removing themselves from the awkward situation.

Brad: "Nice flavor savor Jake, looks like a hedgehog got stuck to your lip."
Friends: "haha!"
Jake: "I fucked your sister."
Friends: "Release the Kraken!"

by gooderlooking April 15, 2010

Release the Crazy

When you let someone (whether trying to date or just meeting someone new) in a little too early on the craziness.

Also: Save the Crazy

Anna: Good luck on your date! Don't release the crazy!

by lmz January 13, 2010

Artic release

The Act of masturbating when it is snowy outside, once ready to release semen, get outside and extract your semen while your penis is submerged in snow

My Friends and I totally did an artic release in the blizzard of 2010

by China Boy 12 August 20, 2011

release the cracken

shouted when you see a woman's crotch when she's not wearing underwear with her miniskirt while sitting down.

Inspired by the quote from the movie Clash of the Titans.

"Oh my God! That chick over there is totally flashing her roast beef to the world! RELEASE THE CRACKEN!"

by Mr. Unix May 28, 2008