browning reed

A Korean sexual practice that involves the eating of the ass (항문을 핥는) followed by a sensual clarinet glissando performed by the ass-eater (갈색 혀를 가진 사람).

Mike: Dude, why does your clarinet smell so weird?

Jun Ho: Brooo, my bad, J and I have been really into browning reed lately. I'd tell you to try it, but you're not Korean so go fuck yourself.

by brownreed August 18, 2019

Lou Reed

David Bowie's first boyfriend; first love

he also kind of looks like frankensteins monster BUT ONLY SOMETIMES all the other times he just looks sexy

"Well, Bowie did fuck Mick Jagger and was codependent to, married to, and had his ashes spread at a vacation home he shared with Iggy Pop, but his first gay music industry snag was Lou Reed."
"I thought Freddie Mercury was the only gay musician"
"would you shut the fuck up"

by IjustgotrailedbyMickKarn May 12, 2022

Devon Reed Megois

An extremely sweet boy, if he really wants to be your byfriend, he will get you. Even if you keep rejecting him or break up with him, if he wants you, your his. He may occasionly act over protective but is aways sweet. If your cold, he will lend you his jacket(if your his girl).He is funny, and will make you laugh a lot. Someone you can always talk to, and is A-MAZING!!

Macey: Wow, my boyfriend is sooo Devon Reed Megois!!!

by awesomemacey April 27, 2011

Megan Reed

An Amazing Person Who Will Go on Skype alot

Megan Reed Wanna go skype ?

Sure

by Ro88i December 23, 2011

Sneaky Reed

For one to slap a bitch, then end up self afflicting a black eye.

"Ahhh shit Sneaky Reed.... you slaped that bitch again... didn't you?"

by Bovice BoBo April 4, 2009

Sneaky Reed

One who slips into butt sex unannounced

"whoa! slow down there sneaky reed"

by bovice the 4th April 4, 2009

nostril reed

A nostril reed is a bugger lodged in your nose that makes a tone every time you breathe in or out of your nose. The word alludes to the saxophone or clarinet reed which, when blown through, makes a beautiful tone. The nostril reed is not often a source of pride, however.

I didn't get any sleep last night because Tim's nostril reed was honking all night long!

by wikileaksrocks March 18, 2011