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Reed

You are one Reed for cheating on your girlfriend.
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Reed

Reed is a very handsome and sexy male.
He had amazing fashion sense and is honest to his friends
Girl: he’s such a Reed
Girlfriend: I know he’s my stepbro
by Tyrobshdhg69 March 17, 2020
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Reed

A white dude that skated and a has a juicy penis
by Johnsfatpenis69 November 22, 2021
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Samuel Reed

Samuel reed, a name for one who is a Gay Canadian Jew.

the name itself means "Sexually Aroused" or "Horny", which is normally accurate.
Hey Samuel Reed, I heard you were a Gay Canadian Jew!
by Bolllocks July 1, 2024
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Reed

verb (reed red, reed·ing ree-ding.
to involve aliens, extraterrestrials, or some form of bigfoot in a sexual act (usually including oral).

to eat a ham and cheese sandwich with Dijon mustard while doing a handstand for the purpose of stealing mice, rats, hamsters, or other similar rodents from your local PetSmart and/or Pet.co
Person 1:"Yo jit, don't go to that orgy heard they'd be reeding there"

Person 2:"Duh, that's why I'm going"

(Works for both definitions)
by read_a_book July 23, 2023
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Lightning Reed

A plant from the Plants vs. Zombies franchise which sends out powerful forked lightning at Zombies, dealing rather low damage but can target in multiple lanes like Threepeater does and deal multitarget damage.
"Spamming Lightning Reeds is the best way of disintegrating and decimating the Zombies very easily in some Worlds like Wild West & Pirate Seas."
by Otheruser325 January 15, 2023
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walter reed middle school

everyone vapes and fucks in the bathroom like bro ur in 8th grade chill the fuck out

dont go here 2/10
i hate walter reed middle school the teachers are mean and everything is beige
by userna.me_tak3n May 10, 2023
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