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Brandon Reed

Noun
Bran-Dun Ree-duh
A person or persons who work at walmart and sexually harasses his fellow coworkers.
Someone who Brandon Reeds (Brandon reeded) people.
“Woah is that Brandon Reed?”

“Why yes I heard he likes to Brandon Reed (Brandon Reeded) his coworkers because he has very low self esteem
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Reed Bassler

Super short, really gay when he plays volleyball, but the shmexiest man alive. Reed is scared of women, they absolutely terrify him, and has the most gyatt-tastic mother alive. He is a super sigma basketball player, never lost a game in his life. Finally, he has the most beautiful earlobes in existence.
“Wow, look at that cool guy over there. He must be a Reed Bassler”
“Man I hate that guy playing volleyball over there, he always does a little set instead of a spike when I go up for a block. Stupid Reed Bassler.”
by BrennanNotDeaver December 21, 2023
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Reed

A extremely creepy perv who likes to have sex with girls bags who’s names start with A... don’t date a Reid or hill dry hump your bag😊😊😊
Reed was dry humping aubreys bag
by Name shame December 11, 2019
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Reed

A white dude that skated and a has a juicy penis
by Johnsfatpenis69 November 22, 2021
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Danielle Reed

Danielle Reed is the most amazing girl on the planet, and nothing else can say otherwise. She'll be there for others and others will be there for her. She's the most fantastic girl anyone could meet, and nothing can say otherwise. Everything about her is perfect, even if she doesn't think so.
Danielle Reed, the greatest friend or girlfriend anyone could ever have.
by random_dude_1231 January 13, 2025
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Samuel Reed

Samuel reed, a name for one who is a Gay Canadian Jew.

the name itself means "Sexually Aroused" or "Horny", which is normally accurate.
Hey Samuel Reed, I heard you were a Gay Canadian Jew!
by Bolllocks July 1, 2024
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Reed Middle School

A horrible school that is in Central Islip where bitches be suckin dick in tha 7th grade. They be checkin our backpacks too which be annoying.
Yo, what school you go to?
Reed middle school.
Aint that school in CI? Man that school ass.
by ThatOneTallDudeFromCi November 23, 2021
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