I can't afford a real vacation, so give me a Redneck on a Vacation. Or, I can't afford a Corona, so give me a Redneck on a Vacation.
by badger6666 February 22, 2013
Get the Redneck on a Vacation mug.When a man from the Southern United States attaches a vacuum cleaner hose to his genitals. Most commonly used to simulate the feeling of a blowjob.
"Hey Billy, I heard some pretty strange noises coming from your room last night. Were you trying to give yourself a Redneck Blowjob?"
by TheCornCobLord June 24, 2016
Get the Redneck Blowjob mug.A Redneck Wedding is a wedding that will typically happen in a backyard, or trailer park. You typically dress casually and BYOB. It’s the type of wedding you can sit back and relax, or play dizzybat.
by idkwhyiwrotethese July 31, 2018
Get the Redneck Wedding mug.when mama is on the front porch of the "single wide" yelling with the neighbor across the trailer park talking about how "sorry" her baby daddy is. she is using the redneck speaker phone.
i wish tonya and linda would quit using the redneck speaker phone , put more minutes on their pre paid phones and quit yelling to each other across the park, i bet everyone in the trailer park is tired of hearing the details of the ex cons they are both sharing in bed.
by fuckthathotass69 December 10, 2018
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Get the REDNECKANIZE mug.A sexual act, in which a person begins to eat their significant others ass from behind. The receiving participant then sharts, leaving a spray of fecal matter on the other involved participants face, similar to mud speckled on a mud flap.
My boyfriend said he wanted to try something new in bed last night. I wasn’t even two minutes in, he sharts and redneck mudflapped my face.
by Tmoorecmooretacomunch January 4, 2021
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