tps reports

Timeslot Propagation Statistics (TPS) reports - how you account to your boss for what you've been doing all day.

For lawyers it is the same as so-called "billable hours".

by Sputnik September 9, 2004

The Colbert Report

Pronounced with silent T's at the end of both words.

The Colbert Report is a television show on Comedy Central that airs at 11:30 PM, Eastern Time. Starring Stephen Colbert, the show makes fun of media pundits who comment on news stories.

line that starts every show: "This is the Colbert Report!"

by aaronak May 13, 2006

sleep reboot

When your sleep rhythm is all fucked up and you "reboot" by staying up all night one night, and then going to bed the next night using the fatigue from not getting any sleep the night before. Use of a sleep aid is an option, of course, just to ensure that sleep can be reached. Usually an insomniac's desperate attempt (short of drinking until passed out or committing suicide) at getting some sleep.

Jon: Fuck, I'm tired. I'm doing a sleep reboot.

Mike: What's that?

Jon: I stayed up all night last night because my sleep pattern is all fucked up; so I'm going to bed tonight using the fatigue I have right now. Plus, I might take some Advil PM before I go to bed, too. This fucking sucks. FUCK INSOMNIA!

by jmw87 October 20, 2010

rebootyable

The pleasant knowledge that someone you've slept with before, is likely to sleep with you again, as apposed to a one nighter.
Rebooty can be preceded by a booty call or even booty-mail.

Was such a babe, totally rebootyable.

by Tommax April 4, 2009

reporter laugh

When an athlete at a press conference says something mildy amusing and the reporter's attending force laughter like it was the greatest line ever dropped.

Barely literate athlete: "You know, coach came in the locker room and, you know, he was pretty mad so I said, "Chill dog."

Semi-retarded reporters: "HAHAHAHAHA forced reporter laugh"

by Shotgun Hobo August 20, 2012

Rebooting

Term used by reddit users on r/noFap, r/pornfree and other related subreddits and websites to describe the act masturbation-abstinence of online pornography for a set amount of days in hopes of creating a better and healthier lifestyle.

“I currently have the goal of rebooting and am on my 7 day streak”

by —Polaris August 22, 2018

last resort shit

Your toilet is clogged it's the middle of the night your nighbors are asleep you have no place else to go and your last resort,shit in a bag.

last night i had to have a last resort shit because of a clogger shit i had 3 days before. So i had to put a bag over the toilet seat and shit in that.

by kool_kat ate me May 3, 2009