straight razor 

n: An oldschool razor, used as a poor-man's switchblade, made famous in the film "Reservoir Dogs"

Bitch, you better start talking, else I'mo whip out my straightrazor and go "Tarantino" on your ass!

straight razor by Taichi March 25, 2005

eye razor 

When a man busts a load off and shoots directly into the eye of an unlucky female, causing an uncomfortable stinging sensation and/or blindness.

Dude: "AAGGHHHH"

Gianna: "you weren't joking with that eye razor mother fucker, I must have done something wrong to you in the past, geeezus"

eye razor by holehunting February 15, 2010

pissing razor blades 

When someone contracts a form of VD. The infection cause a burning sensation when urinating (peeing, pissing). Usually cleared up with a trip to the doctor.

1)I messed around with that white girl from the club but she was nasty. She gave me VD, had me pissing razor blades in the morning.

2)Shelly cheated on me; I was pissing razor blades. My dad had to take me to the doctor.

3)The condom broke and I caught a bug from Marcy. I've got to go to the clinic because it burns when I piss. Feels like I'm pissing razor blades.

pissing razor blades by N Alleem April 24, 2007

steppin razor 

Peter Tosh's song that led to the term becoming a famous reference in cyberspace.

Mon, she's a steppin razor, u better treat her good.

steppin razor by Bunny Wailer April 19, 2006

Trump’s razor 

Trump's razor refers to the philosophical idea or scientific principle that of any given set of explanations for Donald Trump’s behavior, it is most likely that the stupidest explanation is the correct one.

Internet sleuth: “That anonymous op-ed in the NYTimes had to have been John Kelly.
He used the word “lodestar” to throw Mike Pence under the bus. It’s three dimensional chess, man!”

Bob Woodward: “There isn’t any 3D chess in that place. There’s not even a game of checkers. Trump’s razor says it was Mike Pence himself.”

Trump’s razor by ZakkFlash September 5, 2018

Chaotist_Razor

Kyle's black companion.

Kyle's not a racist, he's friends with Chaotist_Razor.

Chaotist_Razor by ChickenSoda December 15, 2004

rusty razor 

A rusty razor is the result of shaving your anus and getting shit between the blades of your razor, you then get your partner to lick the shit out of the razor and they cut their tongue! Resulting in shit and blood on the blade. If You then wank in their mouth after the rusty razor is a frosted rusty razor

My girl got a rusty razor last night.

rusty razor by Yello2 October 24, 2017