ripped junkie

Adjective. Person with extremely well defined muscles using considerable amount of drugs to reach this condition.

“Have you seen this new superhero movie?” “Oh yes, this main character has such well defined muscles, he must be quite a ripped junkie! “

by Julien_P June 5, 2021

Ripped Me A New One

From the Latin derivative, Rippitus Aholus, Literally: "Ripping one a new A**Hole"

ie; When she found out I cheated on that test, she "ripped me a new one"

by Wallach May 22, 2008

ripped up

A state of being exceedingly intoxicated through the consumption of hideous amounts of alcohol. Derives from the predictive text system used by mobile phones which has 'ripped' as the second (borno) word to appear when one enters the number combination 747733, meaning to enter 'pissed'. When out on the lash this word invariably ends up as 'ripped' because either the phone user cannot see the phone screen through the alcoholic fug or even sees three (borno) phones. Consequently, 'on the ripper' describes the intention to consume, or the physical act of consuming, extreme amounts of fermented liquids prior to the 'ripped up' state. Hence, 'The Yorkshire ripper', 'Sutcliffed', 'Jack the ripper', can all be used as synonyms.

The dwix was ripped up last night.

Fancy going out on a midweek ripper?

I am getting Sutcliffed.

by Yume89 August 20, 2004

ripped-us maximus

The extent to which a fellow pot smoker is so ripped he can't function in everyday society, thus the medically coined term "ripped-us maximus".

Cane: Dude your fucking drooling on yourself.
Marley: Eh, im fucking super-stoned!
Cane: I believe you are medically defined as ripped-us maximus!
Marley: Sweet!

by Hooblunt May 20, 2007

Ripped my A to my V

A phrase used in both Family Guy by Lois and in American Dad by Francine to describe what happened to them during child birth. Presumably, it is the porn star equivalent of a coke addicts septum falling out.

"Have I ever shown you my cesarean scare? Oh wait that was with Hayley, with you I ripped my A to my V " - Francine (American Dad)

by Jason Whittle April 24, 2008

ripped off

This is when you are expecting a lare sum of money from your parents for working all summer, and you dont get any of it because your parents dont love you.

Jon H: hey it is time for my money.
Lisa H: I think not.
Bob H: You got owned Jon
Jon H: Man i got ripped off.

by roettger May 28, 2006

ripped sneaker

Any girl who is either ugly, slutty, busted, or just nasty in some other way shape or form. Very negative connotation.

That bar sucks, it's just filled with a bunch of ripped sneakers and grizzle monsters.

by Crazy X July 31, 2008