Relationship goals

Relationship goals is a relationship that everyone wishes they had and the couple in speaking are quite literally the best people ever

Joe and parys are actually relationship goals, I wish that we were like them

by Laney6728 April 25, 2017

Relationship saturated

Polyamory term for unable to sustain any additional relationships

my mind and emotions can't handle any more Romantic relationship so I am relationship saturated.

by PolyWife April 25, 2017

Relationship Daddy

Someone who is inclined to seek out relationship over random hookups.

This doesn't mean they won't partake in hookups, only that they prefer a long lasting relationship.

For the opposite see Hoe Boi

Jimmy is such a relationship daddy but he's posing off as a hoe boi.
Jaleel has hoe boi tendencies but is a relationship daddy at heart.

by Dillpickles526 April 20, 2018

Relationship Guru

someone who has the ability to build/fix relationships for other people, but can't seem to build/fix their own relationships
usually single

You better thank London. He's the Relationship Guru who put you two together.

by ZeroMindedPower January 5, 2018

relationship security

When your significant other has started a project you need but hasnt finished it yet so you can't dump them

I hate Sam but he's only halfway done with my dog door. I cant dump him until he finishes it. Hes got relationship security

by G-unit Girthy February 18, 2019

relationship stray

A guy who starts living at their girlfriend's home by being there so often that it just sort of happens without the appropriate conversation. A boyfriend who gives up on his personal life to become a part of his girlfriend's personal life.

Hey, are you and Eric living together? No, he is just a relationship stray.
Don't you feel awkward always staying at her place like a relationship stray? No, she has a beautiful home and food, I can save a lot of money this way.

by heythatsnotnicemister July 13, 2023

Relationship Cycle

The pattern of a couple getting together, deciding to break up, hating each other with a vengeance for some time, and getting back together again, starting the cycle anew.

Process can repeat indefinitely.

Usually annoys the hell out of those acquainted with the couple in some way.

THE RELATIONSHIP CYCLE

John: I love you...
Jane: I love you too. :) . Being together with you is the greatest feeling in the world.

Jane: No, you can't hang out with your friends in Vegas this weekend. I want you here.
John: You've become such a demanding bitch. That's it. I'm breaking up with you and going to Vegas! Maybe I'll find someone better there!
Jane: Well, fuck you then, asshole! I never want to see you again!

Jane: That son of a bitch dumped me. It's really over this time.
Ashley: Are you sure? You always take him back, Jane.
Jane: No, this time for real.

3 WEEKS LATER:
John: Baby, I miss us. Our relationship together was the greatest time of my life. I'm sorry for what I said. Take me back. I can't be without you.
Jane: I've missed you too. Come on, I want to make it up to you...
"THIS STAGE OFTEN LEADS TO MAKE UP SEX"

John: That was amazing Jane. I love you..
Jane: I love you too. :) . Being together with you is the greatest feeling in the world.

AND IT GOES ON AND ON AND ON...

by Happens to Everyone June 19, 2011