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randomest

a word in the Alexa ditctionary.
1. beyond random, the most random random can get.
1. that was the totallyest randomest thing ever!
by ADD April 18, 2005
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random

The new "it" word among faux-intellectuals who believe that irrelevance equals originality. In short, glorified social incompetence.
Person A: "I can't believe I got a ticket over this crap, can you believe it?"

Person B: "For real! It's hella funny though, this one police car I saw had weird-ass stickers on it."

Person A: "...what?"

Person C: "Oh Person B, you're so random -- I love it!"
by Marc Abrigo March 22, 2007
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randomizing

When you say something absolutely competely random beyond belief.
When i ride my toast to school the magic leprachaun who is a waterbottle somehow appears in my bed.
by ahahahahahaha August 12, 2003
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Random Assholes

Random Assholes are people who show up to parties uninvited or nobody knows who they are.

Here are some important signs of a random asshole
1. the term random asshole is never used. it is very rare to see a random asshole on his/her own. They travel in herds.
2. Random assholes like to chill or lean against a large wall or open space and look around at people.
3. During winter random assholes will wear a random jacket to a party. No matter how hot it gets at the party the random asshole will not take off the jacket.
4. Random assholes have initiators who branch from the herd and try to socialize with normal people. They usually talk for 5-10 minutes and leave. They return to the herd and continue being random assholes.
this place is filled with random assholes .
by YevYev March 3, 2011
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Crazy Random Happen Stance

An unbelievable coincidence which may or may not be truly random. Origins: random happening or circumstance.
Dr. Horrible: Hey, isn't this weird? I ordered one frozen yogurt and they gave me two. You don't happen to like frozen yogurt do you?
Penny: I love it!
Dr. Horrible: You're kidding. What a crazy random happen stance!
by Supernova4 March 8, 2011
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random hero

Ryan Dunn from jackass,jackass the movie,cky1 landspeed,cky2k,cky3,cky4 latest and greatest,and haggard..and hes in those steve-o movies but those were gay..
Did you see cky3 were bam tells random hero to jump front of a car...It was fucken crazy..
by Chris Nelson February 4, 2004
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Random object

Pass a random item to a person, they accept it and you say 'random object'. They have to hold it for 24 hours, unless they can pass it to someone and the chain continues. To know the rules means you're playing! The object must be random (ie not a knife at the dinner table).
I got random objected yesterday and had to carry round this dildo for the whole day.
by Lozzachops May 5, 2006
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