quagnog

a horny vagina that craves penis

i can smell her quagnog from all the way over here

by uncle magic August 16, 2017

Quagmire-aura

A person that is extremely virile. You can see from a mile that this humanbeing has a sex-drive that is far greater than average Joe. A person with this aura has a far greater chance of being personally namned in #metoo conversations.

Got eyecontact with Joe, the producer, in the bar yesterday. He has such a Quagmire-Aura.

by Dealcloser99 December 12, 2017

quagmire

/kwagmyer/ - noun

a person you'd prefer not to be around and who you really don’t want to be stuck talking to alone at a party because:
1.) they are impossible to read, and you can never figure out what’s really going on with them

2.) they will lead you into awkward, complex, and sticky situations where you’ll somehow end up knee deep in shit that isn't even yours

Example #1
"Bertha's been a total quagmire lately! I never know if she’s happy or pissed off, does she want me to talk to her or should I just shut up?!”

Example #2
Michelle " So how was the party last night, did you have fun?" Jody "Yeah it was super fun...until I got stuck talking to this quagmire. One minute I'm having a drink and chatting next thing I know, I'm in the backyard, mud wrestling a midget on a slip-and-slip!" Michelle "What the actual fuck...?" Jody "I don't wanna talk about it anymore..."

by The Shuffler June 11, 2018

quarg

When you're desperate for a wee, but it just won't come out.

I been stood at the loo for ages, I got a bit of quarg cos nothing will come out...

by Alkyman June 13, 2018

Quiggles

A form of infectious laughter. - When one begins to laugh at their own jokes and forces the people around them to laugh their asses off.

"I tried to get some work done, however, she had the quiggles, therefore, I couldn't."

by N.jonassss June 13, 2018

Quiggley

He is a deep thinker, a lover and a fighter. He loves the outdoors but would rather stay inside where he's safe and lay by a window in the sunshine. He loves to play but enjoys a good nap. He has only 1 very close friends and is a momma's boy. It's a great name for a cat.

Quiggley is so handsome! I love his long hair!

by Squinnifer November 4, 2018

quagated

to kamikaze the opportunity of one’s own team in a round of Scrabble in a majestic, yet still somehow expected fashion

Robert quagated with spectacular flying colors

by fundipchic July 8, 2019