Definitions by Alkyman

quarg 

When you're desperate for a wee, but it just won't come out.

I been stood at the loo for ages, I got a bit of quarg cos nothing will come out...

quarg by Alkyman June 13, 2018

kwarg 

When you're desperate for a pee but it just won't come out.

I've been stood at the loo for ages, I got a bit of kwarg, it won't come out!

kwarg by Alkyman June 17, 2017