kwarg

When you're desperate for a pee but it just won't come out.
I've been stood at the loo for ages, I got a bit of kwarg, it won't come out!
by Alkyman June 17, 2017
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quarg

When you're desperate for a wee, but it just won't come out.
I been stood at the loo for ages, I got a bit of quarg cos nothing will come out...
by Alkyman June 06, 2018
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