What Maury does everyday, he "pulls one,"
in other words, he masturbates repeatadly on a daily basis completley stopping any other activities he is doing.
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in other words, he masturbates repeatadly on a daily basis completley stopping any other activities he is doing.
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In a Ventrilo server;
"Hey wheres Maury? I think hes pullin one again."
"Maury what are you doin'? -pullin one."
"Hey wheres Maury? I think hes pullin one again."
"Maury what are you doin'? -pullin one."
by Jayceeeee October 14, 2007
You lay on the floor and feel for vibrations of people walking. Usually to become aware of another persons presence during masturbation to prevent being caught in the act.
-I almost got caught jerking it last night by my mom, luckily I managed to cover up before she walked in.
-How did you know she was coming?
-I was pullin' an apache!
-How did you know she was coming?
-I was pullin' an apache!
by RRDNisse June 15, 2017
by Fan board August 18, 2013
When a person is indecisive about doing anything. They change their mind constantly about everything, yet each time think they know exactly what they want. An even worse case is when they spend money on an object they want, no longer like it, sell the object, then realize they liked it after all and purchase it again.
Jamie: "I think I'm gonna sell my headphones I just got and buy another pair. This pair is definitely the best kind and what I want."
Jason: "Looks like you're pullin a Josh."
Jamie: "NO! These are definitely what I want now."
Jason: "Looks like you're pullin a Josh."
Jamie: "NO! These are definitely what I want now."
by Smart one 67 August 09, 2012
The act of (accidentally or otherwise) committing to plans with two separate groups of people at the same time, likely resulting in a poor attempt to 'do both'.
"Where's Rosalie tonight? She said she was coming to the party?"
"Ahh, she's pullin' a Dan at another party with her other friends, she'll show up later tonight"
"Ahh, she's pullin' a Dan at another party with her other friends, she'll show up later tonight"
by rosaliehope June 20, 2017
Repeated behavior that leads to gauging your eyes out and ending up in the same situation Andre Johnson is in
You—damn I was pullin a Johnson so hard it stuck to the ceiling
Andre Johnson— kids these days don’t know what it’s like to lose their manhood over a working girl on Wednesday mass and it shows!
Andre Johnson— kids these days don’t know what it’s like to lose their manhood over a working girl on Wednesday mass and it shows!
by Funny-Face November 26, 2023
To be fooled by an online chatter with promises of love, affection, and financial security only to be left at the airport.
Damn, Tim, you were right. I need a ride back from the airport, I just got caught pullin' a whoreson, man. I've Been p0wned.
by p0wnage jones May 28, 2010