pipe puffer

An unflattering term for a homesexual male. See also pole smoker, peter puffer, rope sucker. etc...

Dude, did you see Jimmy with that dude last night. That is proof that he is a pipe puffer.

by nunya69 May 4, 2011

meat puller

Wanker,

Shut up Mitch you fucking meat puller.

by Gruffboy December 3, 2013

sweaty pufferfish

When you cum in a random girls pissflaps

I just did a sweaty pufferfish

by ZeRo_Cyberclone April 26, 2016

carpet puller

The act of ripping up a girls pussy hair with your teeth

I was a total carpet puller on that chicks pussy last night!!

by iowajoe1 August 24, 2016

eye pilfer

The act of blatently scanning the surroundings for loot or booty while maintaining conversation.

Damn, u better watch Kritty. She is eye pilfering the fuck out yo things....And your man

by AristoTrap April 3, 2017

cream puffer

1. noun one who is a fit less-than-middle-aged white man who is speedwalking
2. verb the act of cream puffing
3. noun a parent that coddles their children into becoming cream puffs

KD: You cream puffer!
LV: Excuse me?

by TheRealCreamPuffer July 14, 2018

Kinky Puffer

A pub experience so bad even a blowjob wouldn’t improve it

I wouldn’t go to that pub, it’s a real Kinky Puffer

by Lurkerspoons August 31, 2018