procrastination masturbation

a term used to describe the time when you should be doing homework, but you are using it to masturbate.

the math homework looked too long so i used procrastination masturbation too relieve my boredom and frusteration.

by lax1234 November 7, 2010

Procrastinating

What you and me are doing right now.

I should really finish that essay but I don't feel like it so I'm procrastinating.

by HolyFatherFucka December 23, 2010

procrastinate

to be lazy and not do things until the last minute

one time i procrastinated and didnt do my hw until 10:00 the night before it was due. and one time i finally started a project the day after it was due. yes i am a procrastinator

by future dropout June 2, 2004

Prochacho

When 7 chinchillas are covered in mustard and then puppies come and lick off the mustard.

If your prochachos are rockin, you're gonna get some.

Dude, you've got the best prochachos, his are almost as good.

by Camping Kunta Kinte November 8, 2010

procrastination

Procrastination is a lot like Masturbation. It seems like a good idea at the time, but in the end you're really only fucking yourself.

I'll think of an example later...(ehem PROCRASTINATION)

by The Bombdiggietest February 13, 2007

Procrasturbation

the act of masturbating when you should really be doing something else.

Mom: "Jimmy, are you done with your project that's due tomorrow?
Jimmy: "Ummm, almost mom."
Mom: "Jimmy quit procrasturbating, you're gonna fail your class and go blind!!"

Procrasturbation is a grade killer

by Tommy Maddox January 29, 2007

Procrastination Nation

the act procrastinating, thus joining a nation of other procrastinators in your attempts to put off your work. often exclaimed loudly when the person realizes they are procrastinating or told to friends via text message or facebook status. can sometimes be said in unison if two or more people are procrastinating together.

Ex.1

-guy 1- hey man, have you finished that history paper yet?

-guy 2- no way, ive been watching TV all night. Procrasination Nation!

Ex.2

-guy 1- im totally procrastinating right now, i haven't even started on a project thats due tomorrow.

-guy 2- me neither. im just gonna play Xbox or watch tv.

-guy 1 and 2- (in unison) Procrastination Nation!

by steeevo12345 October 26, 2009