Rubbing off the paint

To remove the serial number off a gun so it cannot be traced back to the owner, if there is a criminal investigation.

“But I’m that nigga, I won’t ever change, rubbing off the paint” -YBN Nahmir, “Rubbin Off The Paint”

by Jedi Master Joe March 13, 2018

All fax. No printer.

When something is so true that it's 100% facts and nothing else. All facts.

Friend: Hey bro, Boity feels too entitled.

Me: All fax. No printer.

by AfricanSteam February 19, 2019

Money Printer Go Brrrr

The sound a printer makes when the federal reserve needs to print $6 trillion to prop up the stock market and sway away from the reality of current bad news. The 2020 COVID-19 outbreak caused the S&P 500 to crash 35% and reaching lows in mid-march. That was until Jerome Powell and the Federal Reserve begin revving up their money printers to try and save the stock market from total collapse despite all the bad news so far.

30 Million people unemployed and a 15% unemployment rate? Doesn't matter, money printer go Brrrr

A total of 80,000 U.S. deaths from the coronavirus pandemic? Doesn't matter, money printer to Brrrr

The total collapse of the oil, tourism, and hospitality industry? Doesn't matter, money printer to Brrrr

Example 1
WSB put holder: Why are stocks mooning when there is more bad news than good news? My puts are expiring worthless!
WSB call holder: Because money printer go Brrrrrrr

Example 2
Wojak Ancap: Nooooo! You can't just print more money that will cause hyperinflation and prices to go up!
Wojak Boomer: Haha money printer go Brrrrr

by Arizona Cardinals May 9, 2020

paint yourself into a corner

To put oneself in a situation with no visible solution or alternative; to get into a mess

You'd paint yourself into a corner by doing that particular thing.

by Ultraviolent- January 7, 2010

Mega Pint

Mega=1 million
Mega pint = 1 million pints?

Mega pint = Non existent unit of measurement used to describe the amount of wine required to deal with a gold digging, garbage lady, hoe.

J.D. drank a Mega Pint in an attempt to deal with that bitch Amber Turd.

by HeyItsThisGuy May 19, 2022

Mega Pint

A larger than average glass of alcohol needed, when an abusive partner shits in your bed, blacks your eye, cuts of your finger and falsely accuses YOU of being abusive

Lawyer: you had a Mega Pint of red wine

Johnny: A mega Pint?

by Wereyouthere May 23, 2022

ill paint your face

Basically saying im gonna nut in your face...

Hey girl ill paint your face

by Quiet_Miles July 6, 2017