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practicing to be a baby daddy

euphemism for male masturbation

Becoming a baby daddy typically (though not always) requires a male orgasm, and so for a male to bring about an orgasm on his own could count as practicing for the eventual orgasm that will result in baby daddy-hood.
A: "What are you doing this weekend?"
B: "Not too much... mostly just practicing to be a baby daddy."
A: "Don't get it in your eye."
by daisha August 17, 2010
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Practice Warrior

Someone who does amazing in practice, but disappears when it’s actually game time.
“Damm, he has 30 points on us and this is just a scrimmage”

“Relax, he’s just a practice warrior, when we actually play a game he won’t hit a single shot
by warriorxl June 2, 2022
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Practice room 2

When people are testing out there sexuality and give each other blow jobs in a music room. They will try and cover up there "actions" by saying that is a dare.
Person 1: Omg! I just saw him doing a "practice room 2"
Person 2: They must be sexually insecure
by mitumi X August 19, 2009
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Practice Hole

A "dress (or un-dress) rehearsal" for sex. Practicing with a friend or experienced individual before your first real deal. Can be said while simultaneously making "putting" motion, i.e., as if before starting a game of mini-golf.
"I talked with her the other day, and she's totally willing to be your practice hole if you're interested."
by diiiiicky laf. January 11, 2009
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Bi In Practice

A gay individual who is affected by comphet to the degree they still have sex with the opposite sex for a variety of reasons (ie. attention, validation, survival, sex work, etc).

They are not attracted to the opposite sex, but rather, are attracted to being wanted, validated, or surviving under the banner of heteronormativity. They may have sex and engage in relationships for survival or work as well.
She’s having sex with male clients because they pay well even though she’s a lesbian. She’s bi in practice.

She’s just bi in practice. She’s not into him, she’s into him wanting and validating her.
by coopalex August 21, 2022
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Sharp practices

Any sharp practices will affect the lawyer's credibility
by Redletters June 20, 2018
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snorting practice

Cocaine, meth, or any powdered drug that is so crumby all it is good for is snorting practice.
That dope he's selling ain't good for nothing but snorting practice.
by googalewski March 7, 2020
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