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Pottingsmead

An armchair scientist trained in the art of beaker cleaning.

Sounds like Sean Connery and looks like Jack Black.

Also a massive bender.
Look at the dickhead over there. He's a right Pottingsmead...
by n1ghtshad3d December 20, 2019
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Ponking

(Verb)

1) To lurk, esp. through twitter profiles that contain a large amount of simping.

2) To expose said content indirectly through cryptic posts.

3) To be vibing amongst a large number of minecraft chickens.
Ex 1.

Feral wolf 1: He's really quiet now.
Feral wolf 2: He must be ponking.

Ex.2

Feral Wolf 3: I wonder how much he has seen, I saw him ponking on the tl earlier.
Feral Wolf 1: I'm not sure, but I'm a bit paranoid.

Ex. 3
Feral Wolf 1: What's he up to?
Feral Wolf 2&3: He's just ponking at the farm.
by simp 4 sap May 15, 2020
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Pardon!?

Not yet.
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"Yo I heard John got caught with Jenny POKING THE TIRE!"
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