perkey

boobs with erect nipples.

no one else could define the word "perkey" on urban dictionary yet it is used a lot in definitions.

most guys love women with perkey boobs.

the symbol commonly used for perkey boobs in chatrooms is (^)(^)

by TheNutralGenius January 13, 2009

porker

someone who is fat and obviously does nothing to help that..

"damn!! madalyns a fuckin' porker!!! did u c her put away that whole bag of ruffles druing prac.?!?!?"

by shelbs May 13, 2005

pokey bumwanker

when your masterbating and you stick your finger up your but

dude last night i was beatin it and stuck my finger up my butt!

eww you pokey bumwanker

by yeah daddy October 23, 2008

Porker

A rude name for a fat person

"I was an absolute porker before I started hitting the gym."

by Suburbanz71 November 19, 2017

pokey reese

backup short stop and starting 2b for the redsox. he is argualbly the best shortstop in the majors.

did u see how high that ball was, before pokey reese got it!?

by nick July 24, 2004

Pokey Bum Blowjob

When a girl sticks a finger up a guys bum while giving him a blowjob.

I gave that guy a pokey bum blowjob last night, he was loving it...!

by No Gag Reflex September 17, 2010

soapy pokey bum wank

A crude Scottish expression for a sex act involving an individual (more commonly a male) either receiving a finger in their anus during foreplay or alternatively as an form of masturbation, with the crucial addition of bubbles. It is commonly referred to as simply a 'soapy pokey'

'Aye, got my first soapy pokey bum wank the other night.'

'Gies a soapy pokey!' (humorous)

by smokingrabbi October 16, 2009