poot cheese

A small cheese colored stain showing up in your underwear after a squeezing out one too many farts.

Damn you that's poot cheese. Check your pants.

Dude quit farting. You poot cheese maniac!

by Dr. Honkey April 26, 2017

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Neal Poot

A person, while in the act of attempting to shit, decides to grace the entire bathroom with their improvisational percussion skills on their legs or TP holder.

Robert had just walked up to the urinal to do his business, the man sitting in the stall next to him decided to break into a poor attempt at a drum run from Tom Sawyer. Rob immediately rolled his eyes, "Neal Poot, right" he thought.

by Madman With A Cause July 27, 2016

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Poot Knuckle

When a girls pants are up her butt and it looks like her ass is eating her pants. Also back side moose knuckle.

Damn look at Ginna's Poot Knuckle. Her ass must be starving.

by Gellybean September 14, 2017

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Moosh Poot

Pronounced: "Moo-shh Poot"

The worst smell you could ever imagine. Rank, death, sour, stank

Sometimes spelled like: Mosh Pit

"It smells like straight moosh poot. I'm about to throw up."

"Her breath smelled like moosh poot, so I had to dump her."

by justicee March 24, 2013

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Poots in Boots

An affectionate albeit almost unimaginable nickname used by Vladimir Putin’s many lovers, due partly to his own fantasy of himself as Puss in Boots due to his lifelong use of trickery and deceit to gain power, as well as due to his endless obnoxious and uncontrollable farting which has always been a huge part of his seductive persona.

Oh my dearest Poots in Boots, won’t you just once take those miserable old jack boots off when we’re in bed together and what on earth is causing you to fart endlessly in that terrible manner?

by Dr Bunnygirl June 2, 2023

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