woofin poofer

Woffin poofer means if you have a piece of lint or crumb on you or something else.

You have a woofin poofer on your jacket !

by hahahsndnebsnd June 29, 2021

Thanks-poofing

On Thanksgiving of any year, it is said to be good luck to get bashed in the skull if you happen to be a poof. Generally it is even greater luck if the police tell you to simply forget about it, or even that it didn't happen at all, not enough witnesses, etc. Consider this your lucky day if you get pummelled by a group of hecklers for no reason whatsoever.

Thanks-poofing for the good luck beating!

by urbanlunatic October 18, 2022

Sping Poofing

When someone with bad internet plays a game with intent to play on the bad internet.

Clamanium with their specturm wifi is sping poofing again.

by badgirlhalo May 6, 2024

Stim-Profen

The act of masturbating while high on stimulants, origins from word stimulant and profen (Ibuprofen). the original term most commonly used is stim-fapping

Jack and the gang were caught stim-profening last night while high on crack

by gangbu16cusimtherealshitherefo January 6, 2026

Stim-Profen

The act of masturbating while high on stimulants (most likely crack) root words are stimulant and profen (ibuprofen). the most common synonym is stimfapping

Jack and the gang were found last night stim-profening by his mom whilst high on MDMA

by gangbu16cusimtherealshitherefo January 6, 2026

Moodeng in the Pooteng

When someone innocent or unprepared finds themselves deep in a situation they clearly aren’t ready for — and yet, they’re going for it anyway, with wide-eyed optimism or clueless courage.

“Bro said he could handle three girls at once… that man is Moodeng in the Pooteng.”

“I walked into the CEO's office to give my resignation, shaking like Moodeng in the Pooteng.”

by Duel02 July 28, 2025

I be profen

A meme that was created fairly recently (2025 September). Made by TikTok creator “DiEM” when his character “Rage Bait Goblin” wished for the word “Gooning” be changed to “Profen” now if you even whisper the word, you’re a gooner lol.

Jake: *ughhh* Man, this headache is killing me, uhh do you have… um what is it called? Ibuprofen?

Mason: “I BE PROFEN”?? Yeah I bet you be profening all day and night.

by Kuurroo October 13, 2025