pomance

Much like romance, but indicating a love for the pussy, and nothing else.

-You been spending a lot of time with that broad, you in love?

-No man, it's just pomance.

by Allowishus January 3, 2008

pomade

What emo kids need to survive

*an emo kids myspace bulletin*
OMGOSH I LYKE NEEDZZ MY POMADE I LOST IT NOW MI HAIRZZ GOIN TO BE MESSED UP AHHHHH IM going crazeyy ahhh *shoots self* but newayz leave me a comment or comment my piczz cause im soooo upset :( :( :(

by Maybelline December 28, 2005

pomosexual

A truly special snowflake.

Person A: What do you identify as?

Jan: None of the 12 thousand identities can properly describe the inner workings of my sexual. Nor of my gender.

Person A: (inwardly) Sure, Jan.

(outwardly) Oh! So you're part of the pomosexual crowd?

by TakiTakiRumbaa March 15, 2021

Poras

One word that has no sexual innuendos but if you say it just right, sounds sexual.

Dude, that girl is poras!

by Brahpanda January 4, 2021

Emo Potassium

When a banana cuts itself

Yo that banana got diagnosed with "Emo potassium"

by Zombixo December 14, 2013

POMATO

A combination of the word potato and tomato, often used as a ship name fof the cutest couple to roam the earth

A Tomato: Hey lets date

A Potato: Okey what should our ship name be?
..silence..
Both: OMG POMATO

by Elena the Potato July 16, 2018

POMPASI

Pull My Dick Out And Suck It

Will you POMPASI babe.

by [musicified.matt] December 19, 2008