a very smelly substance tht is used to "paint" the nail or nails. called nail polish it has various colors and smells funky. After a while it will chip and result in you painting agian or useing nail polish remover to take it off.
Usually is thick and applies easily with a brush.
Usually is thick and applies easily with a brush.
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When you fart under the covers (while alone, or missing the other person in the attack) and pull the covers over your own head in a self-Dutch Oven. Not to be confused with a Sacrificial Dutch Oven (sometimes Kamakaze Oven) Where you fart under the covers while cuddling someone and pull the cover over both of your heads to ensure the other person bears the brunt of your Methane attack while sacraficing yourself in the act.
When you fart under the covers (while alone, or missing the other person in the attack) and pull the covers over your own head in a self-Dutch Oven. Not to be confused with a Sacrificial Dutch Oven (sometimes Kamakaze Oven) Where you fart under the covers while cuddling someone and pull the cover over both of your heads to ensure the other person bears the brunt of your Methane attack while sacraficing yourself in the act.
"After Mike Did a dutch oven to Sara and Alexis, Alexis farted under the covers, pulled the blanket over just her own head while shouting out: 'Dutch Oven!' Therby Polish Ovening herself.
by Jason Swetland April 11, 2007
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Surreptitiously rimming yourself with the mouth end of a bong belonging to somobody who has angered you, or whom you just hold general contempt for. Farting in the bong makes the gesture that much more meaningful.
My girlfriend's little-shit brother left his stupid bong at my house last weekend, after spilling it on my couch no less. So I gave it a Rusty Bong Polish before he picked it up again. I hope he tastes the Taco Bell I had earlier.
by Mark VZ December 20, 2006
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We all know at the end of the day, you can't polish a turd.
Enough said...
We all know at the end of the day, you can't polish a turd.
Enough said...
you can't polish a turd
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Get the polish beergoggles mug.A game similar to Russian Roulette, but played with an automatic pistol.
You load one or more rounds of ammunition into the clip of the pistol, and insert the clip. Then you pull the slide back and release it.
Of course, in an automatic pistol, this inevitably loads a round into the chamber and cocks the weapon, ensuring that the gun WILL go off when you pull the trigger.
You load one or more rounds of ammunition into the clip of the pistol, and insert the clip. Then you pull the slide back and release it.
Of course, in an automatic pistol, this inevitably loads a round into the chamber and cocks the weapon, ensuring that the gun WILL go off when you pull the trigger.
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by Peter Eaton July 7, 2006
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