planking

Parkour for people who can't move fast

Jimmy: Did you see that pic of Ben planking on a police car?
Matt: Yeah, I lol'd when I saw it. I heard Ben's too slow to parkour.
Jimmy: Lol yeah, I heard that too. But planking is still as chill.

by TehChingsta June 14, 2011

plastic pants

Plastic pants (also known variously as "baby pants", "vinyl pants", "plastic panties", "waterproof pants/panties", "incontinent pants/panties" and, less commonly, as "rubber pants" or "diaper pants") are closed-crotch panties, resembling ladies/girls panties, that are designed to be worn over cloth or disposable diapers to help prevent leaking when diapers are wet or soiled. Plastic pants are generally made of PVC (vinyl), but the name is sometimes also applied to like garments made of rubberized nylon or polyester.
Plastic pants may be worn over diapers, training pants, or regular underwear by babies, toddlers, children and adults of all ages who are incontinent or enuretic (bedwetter).

Carol bought plastic pants to use over the baby's diapers.
Louise's husband is incontinent and wears plastic pants over diapers at night to keep the bed dry.
Jimmy's mother is potty training him using training pants, but she wisely puts plastic pants over them in case of "accidents".

by Ken M. H. October 9, 2007

Plastic City

Los Angeles.

The city synonymous with having a large population of people that are obsessed with their outward appearance.

We're going to the most expensive club in Plastic City tonight, to laugh at all the fake people who lack personality and have perpetual smiles...

Charlotte, N.C.'s big secret is a multi-million dollar love affair with going under the knife. When it comes to this well-hushed reality, this area is second in the country -- second only to "Plastic-City" (Los Angeles) for getting plastic surgery.

by Johnny-D March 20, 2008

Planking

Probably the most stupid thing you will ever see in this world. If you see something stupider than that, you can kill yourself. Planking is recognized by some as a "sport", -which I say, if they insist calling it a sport, then it's gotta be the only sport americans can practice.-

It consists in one dumb moron laying down with his face on the floor. Believe it or not, one person got killed while practicing this "sport".

Matt: Hey Steve, have you seen the pictures of me planking?
Steve: Of you doing what?
Matt: Planking! Here, check it out.
<shows the pics>
Steve: Big deal, dude. That's what I do every night to sleep.

by Guilherme133 July 9, 2011

red plastic cup party

a party where alcohol is served (often from a keg) in red plastic cups, usually attended by college students

Jake is having a red plastic cup party while his parents are away.

by ccasey6 July 31, 2007

Plasdick

N. -When you are so crossfaded that no matter how much you jack off, get head or fuck, you can't bust a nut. It is like your dick is plastic. Hence, plasdick.

Matt: Yo, dude. Did you seal the deal with that chick last night?

Robbie: Sorta. I ended up just passing out. I was so fucked up I had a plasdick. My shit wouldn't work.

by LawMan8 September 14, 2009

Plastic Girl

A pretentious Southern California girl who is accustomed to being spoon fed by her parents, her boyfriends, and the young, dumb, full of cum starter husband that is stupid enough to take on such a liability.

I'm sure glad we pump and dumped those plastic girls last night. I'll let Michael Jordan enjoy is $150M slam dunk divorce.

by nyquisting May 21, 2009