Plasdick

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N. -When you are so crossfaded that no matter how much you jack off, get head or fuck, you can't bust a nut. It is like your dick is plastic. Hence, plasdick.

Matt: Yo, dude. Did you seal the deal with that chick last night?

Robbie: Sorta. I ended up just passing out. I was so fucked up I had a plasdick. My shit wouldn't work.

Plasdick by LawMan8 September 14, 2009

Words you can keep

Plasdick

An upcoming dildo making company.

See Dildo, Sex.

Fred: Dude, I just got my new plasdick in!

George: Umm, fag.

Plasdick by omfgwhy December 20, 2007

Plasdick

A dildo, more specifically, a type of dildo that is used in strap-ons. This term is most commonly used in the WLW/sapphic community.

Quinn: Sarah's plasdick game is INSANE!
Kate: I know, right?

Plasdick by glizzydilf November 5, 2022

Plastickoff

Cover for the back of a toilet

The plastickoff fell off when I was taking a terroflangulance

Plastickoff by squadsquadyt April 7, 2022

plastick

1337 h4x0r wh0 1dl3s on 1rC 4ll d4y 4 s3x0r 4nD y1ff!!!!!!!!!1111111

<free-oh> plastick is gay

plastick by Anonymous May 12, 2003

Plastickz

(Originated from the movie, "Mean Girls".) A group of popular,sophisticated girls. Rumors and gossip surround their daily lives. One doesn't become a plastick, it is what they are born to be. Their tight clique can be confused for being snotty people, even though they go by the persona of "hard,cold,shiny plastic!". They're just like the next girl, only a level higher.

Those plastickz are the coolest girls in school.

Plastickz by Brielle Smith October 17, 2008

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

Word of the Day on August 25, 2026