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Plasdick 

N. -When you are so crossfaded that no matter how much you jack off, get head or fuck, you can't bust a nut. It is like your dick is plastic. Hence, plasdick.
Matt: Yo, dude. Did you seal the deal with that chick last night?

Robbie: Sorta. I ended up just passing out. I was so fucked up I had a plasdick. My shit wouldn't work.
Plasdick by LawMan8 September 14, 2009
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Plasdick 

An upcoming dildo making company.

See Dildo, Sex.
Fred: Dude, I just got my new plasdick in!

George: Umm, fag.
Plasdick by omfgwhy December 20, 2007
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Plasdick 

A dildo, more specifically, a type of dildo that is used in strap-ons. This term is most commonly used in the WLW/sapphic community.
Quinn: Sarah's plasdick game is INSANE!
Kate: I know, right?
Plasdick by glizzydilf November 5, 2022

Plastickoff 

The plastickoff fell off when I was taking a terroflangulance
Plastickoff by squadsquadyt April 7, 2022

plastick 

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<free-oh> plastick is gay
plastick by Anonymous May 12, 2003

Plastickz 

(Originated from the movie, "Mean Girls".) A group of popular,sophisticated girls. Rumors and gossip surround their daily lives. One doesn't become a plastick, it is what they are born to be. Their tight clique can be confused for being snotty people, even though they go by the persona of "hard,cold,shiny plastic!". They're just like the next girl, only a level higher.
Those plastickz are the coolest girls in school.
Plastickz by Brielle Smith October 17, 2008
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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