pikebeater

Asleeveless undershirt with abnormally large armholes worn by members of the Pi Kappa Alpha (PIKE) fraternity. The larger the holes, the larger the douchebag. Official uniform of PIKE.

PIKEs are required to wear pikebeaters even in the dead of winter.

by mojomunkeez April 13, 2010

pikey food

Food that comes in cans, costs very little, and is prepared by boiling.

'Rob lives on chips from the Chinese and, when that's closed, pikey food.'

by The Moai April 6, 2005

pikey-mobil

The classic mode of transport of an average pikey. Normally a Mitsubishi Raider or a similar style full of pikeys yodling out the windows. Often chase bicyclists honking loudly and singing 'High on a hill'.

Oh no, here comes another pikey-mobil. Get out your rifles lads.

by Scar Flare September 9, 2007

wannabe pikey

A Wannabe Pikey is a middle-class inverted snob 11 to 16 year old, who's keen to be seen and heard as working class chav, and/or pikey.

Wannabe Pikeys try their hardest to look hard and get the gear and bling just right. Usually more obnoxious and violent than the real thing. Dead giveaway is being spotted driving their own small hatchback mummy's just bought, usually full of similarly styled mates. Real Pikeys' walk or ride buses to smoke in. My daughters schools' full of em, and famous for it!.

by Shederector May 22, 2006

hasan piker

A left-wing-leaning YouTuber who takes the reign as the biggest beta cuck soy shell of a man. Easily one of the biggest hypocrites on the internet with a repulsive personality and braindead societal takes insulting his fellow men.

"Sam Hyde should knock the fuck out of that loser Hasan Piker and his stupid ass glasses>"

by Hey whats up guys its scarce August 23, 2023

pikey pat

this person is a mix of pikey, chav and townie, so we called him pikey pat, as his name is pat. he lives in hereford and goes to st marys school, yr 11, he seems to be obsessed wit my mate charlie. we saw him at rowing, and he had a burberry cap on, tilted upwards, a cheap looking tracksuit, and other pikeyfied clothing :P

charlie is being stalked, turns around, sees pikey pat.

by georgiadasplodge January 29, 2005

PIKEme

Bypass the bullshit and take me directly to what is good.

Well PIKEme! I want the best of everything!

by The Pirate King of PIKEme.com April 22, 2010