Owen Phelps

Poor just very poor he's super poor and has no friends

Poor is the definition of Owen phelps

by D,skkskdkek May 8, 2016

Phelped

To thoroughly succeed and win all events of one sport or activity, while being the best of all time. Usually includes embarassing your competitors by winning by a large margin.

A: Did you win?
B: I beat everyone there, while getting the award for best player of all time. I'm getting sponsor requests now.
A: You totally phelped that place.

by DeathTray October 11, 2008

Phelping

When the police are too fast so you gotta start swimming

ex. 1 Colin got pulled and hit the digi dash, but the pig was too fast so he jumped in a lake and started phelping

by Jackajackajacka March 23, 2021

luke phelps

hot ass bitch

a lil fruity sometimes

dates whole family of gf

ah fuck hes almost as cool as luke phelps

by urtherapist July 7, 2021

One Phelps

The amount of anal lube needed to have anal sex.

Created on Fark.com in thread about Fred Phelps of the Westboro Baptist Church.

Hey buddy could you give me one phelps of lube I want to have sex with this guy over here.

by aka_mrcam May 6, 2008

Phelps

verb (used without object)
to act in a manner so vile while attempting to forward one's cause/interests that one only succeeds in engendering feelings within the general populace/audience that are opposed to one’s cause/interests.

Passed: Phelpsed

Origin: From Fred Phelps, an anti-LGBT activist whose methods were so vile they engendered feelings within the general populace in favor of the LGBT cause.

The anarchists phelpsed when they burned down the orphanage. The Trump supporters phelpsed when they stormed the Capitol.

by Cloud Cat January 16, 2021

Phelped

To get beaten by a large margin.

Michael Phelps "phelped" his competition at the 2008 Beijing olympics

Next time we play basketball, I'll phelp you.

by Goose931 October 18, 2008