PeeThumb

Just another word for penis. Originated from the idea that a penis is just a thumb that you pee out of.

I´m gonna kick you in your peethumb.

Oh my god he has such a big peethumb.

I need a doctor because my peethumb hurts when I pee.

by LordSpielekind October 10, 2019

Penthesilea Experience

Having your partner ride you in a sexual way (either cowgirl for the extra thrill or missionary position) and whisper sweet nothings into their ear. When her guard is lowered, you whisper the name of her arch nemesis and start the timer to see how much time can you hold on (or survive).

Guy 1: Hey! Stacy and I booked a room at the motel. I plan to remind her about my dates with Diana while she is riding me.

Guy 2: Full Penthesilea Experience? Do you have life insurance?

Guy 1: Yes.

by Malter October 24, 2019

Perthie

A guy who was named by a mom with a lisp. He was gonna be named Percy but the dad said "screw it" and his name is Perthie. Oh and he got a lisp too so no one knows he was gonna be named Percy

guy 1: man who named Perthie
guy 2: dunno, feel bad for him

by Eclair will steal your kidneys March 17, 2020

pawthetic

1. Da despicable strategies dat Garfield resorts to in his efforts to get his own way.
2. Similarly-disgraceful acts dat a merely-sperm-donor-level male parent (i.e., "deadbeat dad") performs to arrogantly/selfishly make others do his bidding, avoid child-supporting/raining responsibilities., etc.

Bill Clinton has apparently fathered many "unacknowledged"children ("Honk if you HAVEN'T slept with Clinton"), but in his typical pawthetic lack of caring or responsibility, he has just let said had-his-fun-with-and-then-left females struggle to raise said love-babies entirely on their own.

by QuacksO March 25, 2020

pewtersnatch

Someone who ask/pays for videos of women farting but doesn’t pay rent.

Dj really is a pewtersnatch rn

by Jj2467 October 14, 2020

Perth strides

n. Aussie term for stupid impractical shoes and, by extension, any useless object or person.

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G’day Bruce! Seen the Canuck news on the telly? That Shandro and his dingo mate Kenney are proper Perth strides.

by gnostic3 March 28, 2021

pepth derception

Where a 3D game/image is made in such a way that it is impossible to have depth perception.

3D World has very good pepth derception.

by mjcox24 July 5, 2021