Peter Fortune

The man whore version of a dinner whore. One who targets unsuspecting wealthy older women, for Expensive dinners and golden diamond encrusted baubles.

Joe is such a Peter Fortune he'll bang any old bitch for dinner and shiny gems.

by Betty Jugs October 8, 2007

Peter and Alison

When a person commits a mindless act causing minor damage to another person, for example accidentally hitting someone with a bag. Or a large group of people who cause commotion on public transport systems. People who should not have bothered and it would have been best if they'd stayed at home.

'That woman just broke that mans arm with her trolley'
'Oh what a Peter and Alison'

'PETER, MOVE DOWN THE TRAIN. ALISON PUT THAT BABY DOWN'

by AEBHCC May 10, 2009

Saints Peter and Paul High School

the best fucking school ever. all 23 kids are really cool. <3 Ms. Valeo

Saints Peter and Paul High School. nuf sed

by Jack Derek December 4, 2010

Peter Plumley-Walker

The infamously-moustached cricket umpire who died during a bondage and discipline session in 1989. His panicking mistress dumped his bound body into the raging Huka Falls, introducing sexually naive New Zealand to the word 'Dominatrix'

Also a popular student drinking game and subject of a shortlived ballad.

popular smutty schoolground joke:

Q: "What were Peter Plumley-Walkers Last words?"

A: "I said hook my balls, not Huka Falls!"

by hartattack January 18, 2006

peter phile

joke name meaning pedophile

hello my name is peter phile and i want to work at your school

by sticky October 23, 2003

The Peter Allen Method

To find an answer that is clearly wrong by making up a method and using bad assumptions.

Guy 1: I think Jimmy is going to make the fluids final easy

Guy 2: How on earth did you come up with that theory?

Guy 1: The Peter Allen Method

by Dr. Chuang April 13, 2010

Peter Monn

A super amazing youtuber who is YOUTUBE FAAAAMOUS NOW, and lives in Indiana with his husband Alex, and their three dogs PP, Tucker and Boo Radley. Peter has a few different youtube channels, including "My So Called Healthy Life", "Peter Likes Books", "Peter Vlogs", and his main channel "Peter Monn". He's the greatest youtuber ever, and offers different kinds of content for all types of people. He tells wonderful and endearing stories about his life, gives great advice, and he also makes funny and entertaining videos! Go subscribe!!!!

Person: I need someone new to watch on youtube
Me: LOOK UP PETER MONN!!!
Person: Girl I'm already part of the Woof Pack try again!!!!!!

by Mandashley July 26, 2017