penile super soaker

its when your dick shoots out a steady stream of semen

i gave a girl a penile super soaker and got her pregnant

by darky slayer69 January 11, 2019

penile googler

Where a gay man or straight woman goes on google to look for a picture of a penis

Woah that gay is a penile googler

by Jackttttttttt March 4, 2017

lacking in the penile region

The act of not being up to par with one's standards of the penis

Man, Baxter is really lacking in the penile region.

by gkimmel19 September 15, 2016

penil whiffer

smelling your own private area

I gave myself a good penil whiffer before my date yesterday

by bigbadonkadonk April 30, 2021

Penile excruciate

A new hip drug term for when you cum in a bong, put weed in then take FAAAAAAAT rips.

Hey man let's have a good old Penile excruciate

by GusTheGhoul3000 April 26, 2020

Penilism

The degree sluts get in college

"i majored in penilism"

by asd;lghas;ldfhas;ldhf March 25, 2009

penile distraction

when you are working/doing something and someone walks up to you with hard wood. Then you turn and are astounded by the massive wang so you can't go back to work.

while working on my test my teacher, John Madden, stuck out his massive wand and caused me to be in the event of penile distraction.

by cacabutt123 June 13, 2014