partner

The individual in a business setting most likely to screw you over.

We just signed a new contract with out supplier partners.

by Troy Fuchs August 28, 2003

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My Gym Partner Is a Monkey

One of the biggest pieces of shit to hit television. About some kid who has to go to a school full of fuckin talking animals because his last name is "Lion". So freakin' stupid. This term can also be associated with anything that's a piece of shit or anything that sucks ass.

Waiter: How was the food?

Person: It was a complete my gym partner is a monkey!

by Monad December 29, 2007

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patron

A highly expensive tequila

I know what happens when she drinks patron- Joe Nicholas

by Hooey Vegetation Squash May 21, 2006

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Paton

A person or something of extreme 'cheekiness'. Often so cheeky that others are appalled.

You're being such a Paton today!

by cheekymonkeyandy November 7, 2010

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Part on

A precursor to the hard on, a cousin of the half schaff, and little brother to the half wood, a sudden rush of blood to the penis resulting from visual or aural stimuli, whether sexual or otherwise. Usually felt and identified when the male member first comes into contact with the fabric of the pants; often concealable with proper use of misdirection and hand gestures.

Bro: Dude, when your mom called my name to get my attention the other day, the sound of her voice made me pop a part on. I had to keep scratching my nose so she wouldn't notice the extra weight in my package.

Bro's bro: Dude, you're a douche.

by learntoswim August 27, 2009

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