Painting the Porcelain

When the food you pass explodes in the toilet and there is no white left to be seen

I had Mexican for dinner last night and within 2 hours I was sitting in the bathroom Painting the Porcelain. Why don't they just make toilets in brown?

by Urban humor May 24, 2017

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painting the corners

The act of sending a social media message or an email to an attached person which can be read as either flirting or just friendly, hoping to elicit a reaction.

I caught him painting the corners on Lizzie. Yeah he sent her this weird Facebook message last night.

by Miles Trintell December 19, 2017

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Painted rock

1.Someone who looks good on the outside but is worthless and is not good on the inside.

2.Something that looks valuable but isn't worth the price.

Bro don't fall for her she's painted rock. Sure she's fine and has a nice ass ,but she used up and all of maxed out most of my cards at the mall then starts flirting with my cousin and finally cheats on me with him. She had to go.

by YVNGPANDAX January 4, 2018

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Painting a Beaver

Not to be confused with beavering paint. The act of applying a fresh coat to a beaver, normally in an up and down motion like using a paintbrush. Tho counter intuitive considering the moist nature of Castor Canadensis, it is believed that the average beaver will enjoy semi regular seeing too. And go out of their way to get painted as often as possible.

Glen - 'what are you up to this weekend simon?'
Simon - 'you know i was thinking of painting a beaver with my tongue'

by The Gentleman Phraser October 11, 2019

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