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stiff ptr 

A 30+ year old that has no job, lives at home with mom, and thinks they're an artist/film maker.

Somebody that can't come up with their own creative ideas for a movie and has to rip off Michael Moore.

This idiot is trying to make a film just like Roger and Me based on Kodak's layoffs. What an unoriginal stiff ptr.
stiff ptr by Jim List December 29, 2007
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i.d.w.t.k.m.i.j.w.t.p.t.g.a. 

I Don’t Want To Kill Myself I Just Want The Pain To Go Away
Friend: Hey you good?
Me: no I.d.w.t.k.m.i.j.w.t.p.t.g.a.

PTS ( Pistachio Thumb Syndrome ) 

A non-life-threatening, but common and annoying syndrome brought on by frequent use of thumb nails to crack open pistachios; Symptoms include but are not limited to, aching of the thumbs; fissures or punctures found on the thumbs; thumb nails cracked, broken and ALWAYS much shorter than other finger nails. The only cures developed are cursing like a sailor in short bursts, shelled pistachios, the use of implanted squirrel teeth, or completely discontinuing the fabulous, salty roasted nut, however, most serious pistachio consumers would rather live with the syndrome.
Bitch be needing a mani...PTS ( Pistachio Thumb Syndrome ) in full effect...
Aye, you better ptpom
ptpom by anonymous September 29, 2020
Acronym of [Pony] Transformation General, the center of discussion on the /mlp/ board of [4chan] about becoming a pony from the TV show My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic .
-"Sometimes I wonder how would feel to become Twilight Sparkle"
"Maybe you check out for the /ptfg/ thread on 4chan"
Ptfg by Znco June 28, 2020
Stands for Parent-Teacher Student Association. A Parent-Teacher Student Association is a voluntary organization bringing together parents and teachers of pupils in a particular school or school district, usually for fund-raising, building parental involvement at school and other activities relating to the welfare of the school, rather than the progress of individual pupils.
Vince: My mom's gonna sign up for the PTSA.

Derk: Why?

Vince: Because she wants to get to know my teachers better and get involved in my school.

Derk: That sucks.
PTSA by Fahed December 9, 2008